Lil Ugly Dude

They call me dr corn

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[dogpuppy]

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Piebald shrew (Diplomesodon pulchellus)

@ pg18

[pjackk]

Stupid

[fallout-lou-begas]

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

[fallout-lou-begas]

so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this

[fallout-lou-begas]

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

[newfeeling77]

this is the absolute peak of his posting i wish he died immediately after this

[newfeeling77]

he posted this an hour later

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[chromeandlightning]

Bob Commander ‘90

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[puyopuyo]

i forget itunes keeps track of how many times you play a song fucking christ

[puyopuyo]

[garbage-empress]

*walks by 7/11*

blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!

[supergameboytwo]

thank you @puyopuyo for these tags

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[bannertanks]

[galadriel1010]

Baseball games and sex. The sex is important.

[allcatsarebabies]

buster the feminist

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[i-point-out-iambic-pentameter]

i love how tumblr users peg like dolls

is iambic pentameter!

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt