litle creacher

~҉҉҉҉҉҉ Shannon (she/her) 24 from California ~҉҉҉҉҉҉ was i-rebelled-4-this

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[whoismitski-deactivated20190304]

[emojighost]

Questions to ask yourself before you leave the house

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[spltlvlhous]

[dumb-nerd7]

They could save us

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[whoisfaun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nyancrimew]

i thought all weens were hollow in some sense?

[rebloggingtime]

[hymnism]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

[daylights-rain]

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

[toskarin]

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

[avhira]

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

[duality-the-chaos-god]

But its a phone those don't explode

[avhira]

They do when the battery is swollen

[toskarin]

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

[volatilevale]

[unclefather]

[kushblazer666]

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[strangeparker]

[homoeroticsubtextinspace]

That's some looney tunes shit right here

[pissvortex]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]