Questions to ask yourself before you leave the house

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Questions to ask yourself before you leave the house
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my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror
They could save us
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i thought all weens were hollow in some sense?
recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days
added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside
to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it
Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.
this one's just a phone
if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department
respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors
I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience
When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!
I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace
I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me
I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose
when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart
OP your phone is literally about to explode.
we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot
my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself
Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY
that's really not on the table
reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances
Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.
as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences
My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at
But its a phone those don't explode
They do when the battery is swollen
you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread
the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints
That's some looney tunes shit right here
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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.
you have to hit rock bottom so hard that you almost die