Ike

He/Him, 27, gay, argentine, med student, D&D enthusiast, (very) amateur artist, I also teach biology & genetics. Feel free to DM me! And ask me for my Switch friend code!

[xenonser]

Omg I'm on a date but he's not even looking at me

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[dduane]

Over on Bluesky...

Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."

[jingerpi]

living with unmedicated ADHD is basically like if Zeno's paradox were real

[jingerpi]

the task

[thanook]

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[worldcircus]

[cicadianrhythm]

do you think prometheus would like us

[computationalcalculator]

[cumaeansibyl]

this made me think “Hephaestus would also love us” and then I saw Hephaestus going on a forbidden journey to sunder Prometheus’s chains because without the gift of fire humans would never have learned the art of the forge. and he was already cast out of Olympus for being born with a disability, without fire in human hands he would have been so lonely, god of nothing and no one.

now they watch humans do these things together just beaming like two proud dads and occasionally calling Asclepius when shit goes sideways (“we love you, children! always wear your PPE!”)

[shadesofmauve]

Prometheus/Hephaestus is the Greek god ship I didn’t know I needed.

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

[inviernodel95]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[possiblemusic]

mutuals to go to a nude beach with

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[whereanimalscross]

Is Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey a shoot and cry!?

[whereanimalscross]

COWARDS DIDNT EVEN KEEP HIM A CHEATER

[whereanimalscross]

shout out to this writers ending line

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be