i dont know shit my dude

cali/25

[yveshusband]

[dyke-uncle]

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

[00venator]

Your hwat

[dyke-uncle]

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

[00venator]

Ok.

[liketheinferno2]

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

[cannibalchicken]

[paper-mario-wiki]

both are valid approaches to the same problem

[duelofthefatesmp3]

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

[goflowolfog]

HE TRIED

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[possibly-a-ghost]

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

[vamp1r3luv3r-deactivated2024092]

ahem

[apjvff]

this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

[puppes]

[cosmicali]

That concludes another round of they didn’t know it’s homestuck

[pheromonecult]

yes i want a relationship with a manipulative spider girl who paralyzed me and stabbed me in the chest with a knife

[homestuckheritageposts]

Homestuck Heritage Post

[cosmicali]

someone sent me death threats when i originally posted this. happy eleven year anniversary

[getetteroo]

If a webbed site puts things of my dashboard I didn't ask for I hate it but if one of my mutuals suddenly has an obsession with 70s home decors and fills my dash with that I'll be like "alright cool I guess it's our obsession now "

[yb-cringe]

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

[yb-cringe]

no tags and 200 notes in 1 hr we are fucking going through it this year huh

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cosmicali]

i cannot believe i just learned about lemon pigs. absolutely fantastic.

[mohabbaat]

december???? what next??? 2024?????

[heidi8]

And an evergreen reminder from a few years ago.

[kittydesade]

[blueteehood]

[teaboot]

I can't wait to see how well this ages

[log6]

god id wish youd shut the fuck up

wish denied