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i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die
Remember when we could post balls here
A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience.Â
I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nicholâs âBeethoven Lives Upstairs.â
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when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
Iâm sorry Bugs, But Mothra is better
GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024) dir. Adam Wingard
âIâll just rest my eyesâ is the biggest lie youâre going straight to snorkmimimi land
âIâm going to sleepâ is the biggest lie Iâm going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
Otra vĂctima el Chupacabra
the lady of the lake coming back to take care of the false king
Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnât work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itâll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donât you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youâre butter splits, iâm sorry. you didnât agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itâs reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĂ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youâll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
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