Pastel Sandler

Give me back my heart you wingless thing. (minors will be blocked)

[cosmicbrainrot]

Finally watched Sinners. I will be insufferable about that movie for the next rest of my life.

[thegirlwiththebluetights]

“Fuck being cool and fuck being chill. If the reward for being the coolest girl in the room is a sliver of attention from the world’s most mediocre men then i would happily commit to never being cool and never being chill.”

— Drew Afualo, Loud: Accept Nothing Less Than the Live You Deserve

[yurei-of-the-artist]

"A Lover's Kiss Beneath The Bushes" by Robert Duxbury.

[shanehollandered]

shane hollander appreciation week // day one → favourite moment

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[istillbleed]

hiiiiiiii

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Top me?

Buck: Maybe when you're sober.

Eddie, blushing: Top me off, I mean.

Hen, under her breath: Sure you did.

[glitchfang]

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

[androgynousmoonboy]

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

[stjohnstarling]

People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

[whosthirteen]

au where missy makes a return in thirteen's era

[dadbot]

Just in case

[sappire-charizard]

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[ashenmind]

[transfemmbeatrice]

you’re missing out on the third option: manic pixie dream milf

[corallapis]

my credentials? well, i am regarded as some sort of fiendish pervert in the big dw discord.

[corallapis]

@wrldctrl2012 the big guns in the dw pervert sphere are me & ol' lance.

[silvermoon442]

Your tags… i am so grateful to live in fandom spaces of Freaks and Freaks-Accepting but that also means I am, occasionally, woefull ignorant of how relatively puritanical mainstream fandom spaces tend to be

[cosmicbrainrot]

My boyfriend watched Dark Harbor with me recently. Knew nothing about it and we reached the scene where Alexis is trying to get David to fuck her in the hotel. My boyfriend looked at me and said “Oh he’s gay.” He meant it as a joke 🤣😭

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: Hey Buck, I have a question about the menu please.

Buck: The man I please is none of your business.

Hen: Also we can see how Eddie limps around the station with a smile on his face.

Chim: We actually know too much about the man he pleases.

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[rainbow-brite13]

I didn't know stalagmites and stalactites had been reclassified. Nobody tells me anything.