A Cosmic Disaster

22. He/Him. Trans/non-binary safe account.

[cosmicreptile]

So anyway

Here’s a picture of my dog looking absolutely zonked.

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[etheriiart]

lamb to the slaughter

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[r3dvin3z]

I made this image, everyone feel free to use it. the one I found originally just didn't work so I remade it :3

[van1llaskys]

[swagcatholic]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[dogpuppy]

[irish-american-chan]

Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[um-jammer-tranny]

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[americwa]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]