here comes the twister

cait 22

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[onlinebeast]

Me, at drive thru: Can I get a... Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn't it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it'll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

[anawkwardlady]

Sorry, I never met my own mother.

Episode 3 and Episode 8

[kallistoi]

[image description: two panels from the umineko manga. both show beatrice leaning on another character's lap, with very similar poses and composition. the first is beatrice and virgilia, and the second is beatrice and natsuhi.]

[farmlesbians]

this is actually so real

[vineandleaf]

Visit Original Link

naïve melody (this must be the place) || talking heads

i’m just an animal looking for a home share the same space for a minute or two

[ao3femslashtop100-tournament]

And the winner of the AO3 Top 100 Femslash Ships Tournament is... VRISKA/TEREZI!!!

Congratulations to the Vrisrezi warriors out there, you guys really put in the work to get these two the top spot. So many polls with this pairing ended in near-ties (I will have some fun stats out in the next couple days) and, I'll be honest, this is a ship I assumed would only make it through a few rounds. Shows what I know! Congrats folks, and condolences to the Harlivy shippers.

This will not be the final poll, though! Sometime in the next week I will be announcing the bracket for all of the ships who were knocked out in the first round to go head-to-head, so look out for that.

[batmanshole]

caveman carrd:

grug • 23 winters

likes: berry picking, cave painting (critical of all tales), rock collecting,

DNI: people who prioritize hunting over gathering, mutuals with spearmaker57 (visit me for details), irredeemable cave painting fans

blacklist: bear attacks, bear noises, poisonous berries, spear attacks, (catchall is ‘grug don’t look’)

leave a pebble if you read!

[corviiids]

did i ever share the iliad by homer but it's homestuck. i called it homerstuck

[notkatniss]

my brother’s copy of the goldfinch

[annapogossova]

Gregory Maiofis

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

From series Proverbs. 2005–2010

[victusinveritas]

[0fficelady]

Collection

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[zoriety]

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

[mongeese]

In the club reading poetryfoundation.com

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[ohevoyev]

(i) lisa peterson and denis o’hare, an iliad / (ii) eberhard and elfriede binder, hector bids farewell to his wife and son, 1968 / (iii) homer, the iliad (trans. richmond lattimore)