Nursey: I’d pay cash money for a whole pizza rn
Dex:…that’s how it works, babe
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Origami Around

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if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Nursey: I’d pay cash money for a whole pizza rn
Dex:…that’s how it works, babe
Friendly reminder that Nursey wanted to kiss Dex since at least second semester.
Jack tries to write a country song for Bitty
In a thick Canadian accent: “yeehaw…. I love you”
1000 notes and I will write a country song about Bitty from Jack’s perspective
dex: marriage is a bit of a scam. my parents have never seemed that happy
nursey: i dunno about that. when i marry you i know i’ll be very happy
dex, bright red and choking on his lunch:
forgive me if someone has done this joke before but no one can convince me that at no point in four years of tomfoolery no (strong) hockey dude picked up holster, proclaimed “im holding him for ransom” and then tried to hand him to one justin oluransi
omgcp.loss.jpg
Everyone before the update: Pretty sure whiskey likes dudes and is seeing someone on the lax team
Everyone after the update:
TWO HOUSEHOLDS, BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY
IN FAIR SAMWELL, WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE
From ancient beef break to new mutiny, Where LAX blood makes hockey hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two bros A pair of star-cross’d lovers give no deets; Whole teams are ready to go to blows Do with their kiss bury their captains’ strife.
At Jack And Bitty’s Wedding
Minister: Do you, Jack Zimmerman, take Eric Bittle…..
*Commotion from the SMH section of seating*
Nursy: What the fuck! Your Name is Eric????
Broke: Nursey took the top bunk because he thinks he’s suave and doesn’t realize just how dangerous it is for him to really be up there as a bona fide Disaster Boy
Woke: Dex claimed the bottom bunk because he wanted to see Nursey wipe out
they live in the Kiss or Kill Zone and Dex has decided to kill
anyone elses heart hurting just a lil cause Nursey and Dex’s love languages don’t line up
same energy
Fucking RIP
can we talk about that face journey or
sober dex: i get that nursey's like Cool and stuff but i dont get why girls are constantly fawning over him
drunk dex: w h y is his jawline like that i dont u n d e r s t a n d