xeque-mate — ali hazelwood.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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xeque-mate — ali hazelwood.
like/reblog if you save;
@wavepercy on twitter;
truly no one is doing romance books like ali hazelwood she put crack in check & mate and deep end
STEM romance is my new favorite type of romance
i'm so happy i live in a world where ali hazelwood exists
I really do like how he’s doing this for an audience of mostly men
#honestly young bruce springsteen could fix whatever is going on with gen z men #shut up kyle your real enemy is capitalism here are several bops about unionizing and how to yearn (@peri-hellion)
HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning
I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin
I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business
ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK
Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated
Etymology is always doing some shit like this
Convergent evolution.
Linguistic crab
Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc
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how it's feeling rn
I feel like sometimes zoomers do not quite appreciate that Hunter kissed Kip on the ice only two years after gay marriage was declared a right in all 50 states. Shane and Ilya were competing for their first time when the entire state of California declared gay marriage unconstitutional
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
this is an act of war against the menswear guy for sure
“I like your shoelaces.”
(Pained look) “yeah.. thanks, the president gave them to me..”
damn how did I miss this one
I'd suspect he was humiliating them on purpose if I thought he was smart enough
Sci-fi: Credits?
Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?
Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?
Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?
Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.
Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?
Fantasy: Crystals!
Sci-fi: Crystals!
Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫
Fantasy: Princesses?
Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?
Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?
Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?
Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?
Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.
green slime be upon ye
snoopy of the day