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wavepercy

xeque-mate — ali hazelwood.

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indecisive-specimen

truly no one is doing romance books like ali hazelwood she put crack in check & mate and deep end

brokedirt

STEM romance is my new favorite type of romance

togetherasap

i'm so happy i live in a world where ali hazelwood exists

thedickcavettshow

I really do like how he’s doing this for an audience of mostly men

bookgeekgrrl

#honestly young bruce springsteen could fix whatever is going on with gen z men #shut up kyle your real enemy is capitalism here are several bops about unionizing and how to yearn (@peri-hellion)

theriverbeyond

HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning

toastbutteregg

grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

gaesnek

monkey-mulch

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

red-mercer

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

grimeclown

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

grimeclown

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

headspace-hotel

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

bogleech

Convergent evolution.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Linguistic crab

backofthebookshelf

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

kimpossibooty

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how it's feeling rn

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fractally

I feel like sometimes zoomers do not quite appreciate that Hunter kissed Kip on the ice only two years after gay marriage was declared a right in all 50 states. Shane and Ilya were competing for their first time when the entire state of California declared gay marriage unconstitutional

redpandarascal

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.