look, i know the sides create overdramatic imaginary scenarios like twice a week. but the instantaneous acceptance of the courtroom scene. the speed of them all accepting their roles. you cannot tell me they haven’t held imaginary court cases before.
my point is that whenever ten yr old thomas forgot to do his homework, janus dragged everyone into the courtroom and tried thomas for sloth and misdemeanors.
logan: the jury declares thomas foley sanders, age nine, to be guilty of the crime of watching that tv show he wasn’t supposed to watch.
janus: wonderful, thank you. thomas is guilty. and he will now be sentenced to death by hanging.
patton: no!
janus: oh? what punishment would you recommend?
patton: shame. lots of it. at all times.
janus: …can we compromise and say firing squad
logan: no
virgil: *gestures to janus* look, i’m sure the defendant is usually a great guy, but–
roman: objection! you are under oath.
virgil: right, right, sorry
virgil: i’m sure the defendant is usually a piece of shit–















