Live On And Be Yourself

22• New York

[lavender-lily]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[seaslugsapphic]

Aziraphale:

[anxietyproblem]

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[flowers-on-the-graves]

me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”

[ulibeanzz]

coming of age checklist:

✔️get gay and/or trans

✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually

✔️unlearn gov propaganda

✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends

[destroymylife]

[juicyicon]

angel b curiel

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[penguintim]

“America is a land of freedom!!11!!”

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[shwagerr]

[jonghyunkazoo]

Granny: No printer, just fax!

[texanadmirer]

[caram3lk1ng]

The laborers of the world need their own UN💯

[marisatomay]

i was put on this earth to eat bagels and be gay

[melonmemes]

[dancinjanssen]

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

[themano-deactivated20190925]

[quentinauthor]

@themano

“Lol, those people who aren’t entitled bums like me are bootlickers”

[themano-deactivated20190925]

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[toastbutteregg]