C-Cat123

[lanfan]

like yes, the story behind hohenheim crying in that family picture is heartbreaking, and yes it’s heartbreaking that presumably ed never finds out the reason his father was in tears while holding him. but also the thought of ed stumbling onto that photo shortly after hohenheim leaves…has me crying laughing. bc you KNOW ed’s first thought was “so that bitch is not coming back at all, huh.”

[lanfan]

Alphonse, age 6, attempting to make a metal cat statue using alchemy: brother, when do you think dads coming back?

Edward looking straight at the family photo where hohenheim looks like the SINGLE most miserable bitch on earth while holding him:

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[purpl3padl0ck]

I have been looking for this

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[clownships-deactivated20230325]

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[midnight-revolucion]

YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[fandomzonejedi]

Had to , I regret nothing

[shamanthing]

Oh damn, they’re back..

Do expect updates on this 🍀🍀

[askpredetor]

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

[switch-up-snowfox]

jesus christ.

[sindri42]

at some point we need to admit that microtransactions are basically the same thing as hard drugs.

[photofeesh]

Yaaaaas 😍

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[glitchinthesystemstuff]

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

[sexycraisinthanos]

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

[iliveinmyblanket]

Witches talk like bogans

[mooncustafer]

“old-timey radio-announcer elves” is basically David Lynch’s oeuvre in a nutshell

[tirednoceur]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

please boost

[blackboyjoy]

Folks in the comments are saying these tweets are from October 13-14, 2020. Super recent. Sharing for folks in the Baltimore area.

Remember how the community pulled up and defended that woman being harassed by her neighbors? We need that same energy here.

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[the-promise-has-been-made]

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

beautiful

actually Chinese version

with great characters

and Mulan’s more accurate story

readily available??? 

Since 2009??

[madamdoesnothing]

Well I know what I am watching now

[renefer]

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

[neoyi]

OOH! On my list!

[katsplanet]

i didnt know this existed!!! ok

[scarabsi]

I’ve failed all my followers for not letting them know about this immediately. I’m sorry you guys missed out.

[cosmic-noir]

I NEED IT

[chand-ki-roshni-deactivated2018]

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19697192DZSkejpc

Here is a link to watch it free online with English subtitles.

Just as a warning, it is a little violent, some horses are killed during the battles, and there is a scene where Wentai cuts open his wrist. It is a very good movie, I just finished watching it and would recommend everyone watch it.

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[levynite]

FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

[dancinbutterfly]

You know that 400K yall were so fucking mad about OTW raising? Yeah, its gonna pay for the travel expenses and court costs that the legal team at AO3/OTW when they protect your shit from getting C&Ded. DO NOT DELETE YOUR STUFF! IF YOU GET CONTACTED BY DISNEY - GO TO THE ORGANIZATION OF TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS , CONTACT THEIR LEGAL ADVOCACY DEPARTMENT! ASK FOR HELP!! THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS *WHY* *THEY* *EXIST*

[elfwreck]

Note that Disney would have one Hell of a time serving C&Ds to authors at AO3 - because there is no “contact author” option other than leaving a comment.

They’d have to contact the SITE, which is to say, the Organization for Transformative Works, to deliver a C&D order or a DMCA takedown order.

And the OTW is not going to remove fics because someone sent a letter that says “actually those characters belong to me and you can’t use them that way.” The OTW was created to FIGHT that kind of claim. They are ready. 

Don’t delete your fics out of fear. WE OWN THE SERVERS. They can’t threaten the hosts into deleting anything.

And if Disney thought they had a strong legal case against fanfic, they’d’ve shut down the archive a decade ago, when it was penniless and unknown, instead of waiting until it had won several battles in Congress and got worldwide acclaim for a Hugo Award.

[living-force]

This is important!

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[honeyviahye]

sorry

[hel1]

sorry,not sorry

[diamndsandsilk]

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

[focused-mind]

sorry

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

[nonsensical-human]

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

[haiku-robot]

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[deanwinbean]

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

[peoplearenotdiamonds]

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Okay fuck you whoever did this

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Seriously?! Fuck!!

[neosoui]

every fucking time

[yconic]

Why tho?

[courtneycat123]

This is why I hate people

[my-sun-is-gone-deactivated20180]

Me as a writer: Gotta add a little bit of fluff, a handful of laughter and sarcasm, and just a dash of angst.

Also me as a writer: Just. A. Dash. Of. Angst.

[im-fairly-whitty]

JUST. A. DASH.

JUST. A. DASH.

[airiustide]

@theadamantdaughter @honxrable I swear this is what you do to us

[animatedamerican]

J͓̫̘̲͈̞̕ ҉̼̼̯̻̻̝U̖̝͔͡ S͎͕̥̭̗̰̹ ̩͙̜̜̺͕̯T ̻̼ ̧̣̗̞ ̗̞̤ͅA͓̝̮̝̳͡ ̞͎̩ ̝̗ ̢̗D̴ ̱̳̜̥͕̥͖A͙̠̤̗͚͚̞ ̣̞S̥̀ H̺̙

[captain-kelli]

Oh look, @suz-123, IT’S YOU

[sweetberry-roebuck]

@todorokitops

[teatops]

@no-one-told-you-life-was-gay

[brushes-of-sage]

I am living life in that landfill of dashes

[ghostingtheinternet]

@dr-chalk

[dr-chalk]

JJDHSHSNNAHS DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

[spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sourcedumal]

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO

[pettycentral]

[t3sticles]

PANDEMICA

[mascmask-deactivated20210207]

[ruby-white-rabbit]

How much you wanna bet they’re white parents