I feel like everything about aizawa outside of his whole logic and rationality thing is just hilarious. and even a lot of his ‘rational way of living’ makes him hilarious too. like he’s unintentionally the most ridiculous person. among other things he:
-has a pair of pink sweatpants that he wears to formal events
-owns scarves big enough to swallow almost his whole head
-apparently owns many copies of the exact same outfit because he doesn’t actually see any point in dressing in anything different–except for those bright pink sweatpants, of course
-was once given the task of making a banner for his class for the sports festival and tried to draw a cat, then decided the cat was too badly drawn and tried to hide it on his desk (smash)
-has canonically never once been late to classes/teaching
-despite this, he frequently rolls into class in a sleeping bag
-recently upgraded his sleeping bag so it now has arms
-the upgraded sleeping bag also may or may not have legs
-thinks and claims that he’s never gotten drunk before in his entire life, but it turns out that he immediately gets black-out drunk and forgets literally everything that happens in the morning
-and everyone has collectively decided not to tell him because he gets sappy and soft when drunk and also talks to inanimate objects
-sits in line for the newest sleeping bag releases (smash)
-tried to teach eri about different holidays but instead wound up painting easter eggs with her despite easter being 4 months away
-bought eri a set of designer clothes with cats on them that were described to be “ugly beyond belief”
-was subsequently banned from making Eri Fashion Decisions
-spent his time at the todoroki household (while escorting shouto and waiting for him) trying to call and tame a stray cat
-once got so worried about a student that he ran off without one of his slippers
-fishes for his own food (with a comically large sun hat) and despite this, allows mic to come with him even though he scares off the fish (smash)
-once pretended to be dead so his students could show off to their parents (light novel 1)
-thought it was completely normal and appropriate to stab himself in the leg in front of his class because they told him he was a bad actor during a rescue training simulation and he apparently thought the only way to act better was to make the situation a bit realer (smash)
-once got hurt so bad that he was put in a full body cast, but a day later went “okay, i’ve had enough of being in the hospital” and showed up to class in the cast, horrifying his students
i’m probably forgetting more and feel free to add but in conclusion, aizawa is the most unintentionally ridiculous character
