Rome is my Home

Sometimes I wish life had roadsigns, but then I remember I don't have a license.

[justcatposts]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR (@goalkitty)

[wadey-wilson]

[newdsm5xl]

solidarity

[nottwilightbella]

a multiverse of the same problems

[just-shower-thoughts]

We only consider ourselves wet when water is on our body although our body itself is mostly water

[ififail]

The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018) Directed by Susanna Fogel

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Things not going your way? Plans and creations full of design flaws? Or just tired of all the whining about all your genocide?

Hey, why not try genocide? It’s the easy, no-fuss way to get your way.

[cure-your-delusions]

[flock-talk]

Sorry ma’am this ingredient did not meet the standards it needs to be removed from the batch

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

when you’re working in class and suddenly a theater kid starts singing some dear evan broadway shit and then five more join in

[skyrim-crossing-deactivated2026]

I am the theater kid lol

[bird-big]

[zsnes]

sometimes at night i get naked and start squirming about it makes me feel like a worm

alright

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[autisticandroids]

gene roddenberry enforced a “no pockets in the future” policy

[jimkerk]

gene roddenberry was a bitch

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

this is literally the only thing that gets me in the christmasy mood anymore

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

[orwellsunderpants]

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

[covertovid]

"if we let them have sex, use contraception and masturbate, how can we get them to devote their entire lives to serving our magic man?"

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[colachampagnedad]

what we see:

what @staff sees:

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[paxamericana]

[otherwindow]