Chelsey

[everythingfox]

A distinguished gentleman

[everythingfox]

To be an otter swimming in a river

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[daily-spooky]

[retrogamingblog2]

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

[bigbigtruck]

[daylightsavingcrime]

[Image description: several drawings done in black ink, or a digital style resembling it. The first drawing is of an educational children’s toy which matches animals to sounds, captioned “The cat says meow.” Below are seven drawings of cats in different sizes, patterns and poses. They say “ih”, “yang”, “awrooom”, “wah-ohh”, “ear”, “brrmmloo?”, and “wee”. Neither of them says “meow”. End ID]

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[groovinomicon]

fuck you I can hear it

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

[asettledsky]

Good news!

[afeelgoodblog]

Reversed fusion be like

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[greelin]

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

[greelin]

[markets]

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

[geeseareassholes]

[everythingfox]

He needs a cash withdrawal

[everythingfox]

Fortune

[decayalectical-materialism-deac]

Were just meant to get high and be in bed. Thats what were for and we fucked it up and invented work and now theres all war and death everywhere

[deanwinchesterapologist]

girls with no car on grocery day

[desertbuddie]

Hope the execs at Universal Pictures get absolutely fucked by all the fines and fees for damaging the trees at the picket line to sabotage the strikes. 🙏🏻