[wizardarchetypes]

i was supposed to be a benthic macroinvertabrate.

[wizardarchetypes]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[bruzum]

[cowboycringe]

Been trying to figure out why project hail mary has felt so important to me and why it's been such a catalyst for my Autism Realizations recently and I think that it's really just the complete openness and the way they create a system of communication that works for what they both need so easily and how important it is that they're able to talk and understand each other and somehow at the furthest humans have ever been theres still hope of true connection.......

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[curioscurio]

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[cowboycringe]

I HATE AI I HATE CHAT GOT I HATE EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO I AM TOLD TO USE SOME NEW AI CALLED BLOPPO OR PINGUS OR SOMETHING I WANT TO NEVER SEE ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT FOR AI I WANT TO NEVER BE TOLD TO "MAKE MY LIFE SIMPLER WITH AI!!!" IT IS NOT SIMPLE IF IT MAKES ME THIS PISSED OFF I HATE YOU AI

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[robotrocky]

tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[cowboycringe]

I think that grace/rocky shippers who humanize rocky are weak

[adodora]

Gideon wouldn't read yaoi because she has never really considered that men could be capable of complex feelings and sexual attraction.

Harrow wouldn't read yaoi because the notions of romance and sex are almost as disgusting to her as the concept of men. However, if she had to pick, she would read yaoi over yuri, because the most she would feel towards yaoi is disdain, while yuri would vaporize her on the spot.

Ianthe is of course a fujoshi.