Professional Crash Dummy

Tony || any pronouns || 28 || if the worms could stop emerging every time it rains that would be great

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[tsunflowers]

I started a new stardew save on a whim and kent is making me think of the poem "bluey in the genocide." like it's not that deep bc kent lives in a fantasy world and fights another fantasy race. but it still positions war as something that happens to other people elsewhere and the only ones affected are returning soldiers and their families. there might be one or two incidental lines about the war affecting supply chains? but overall being at war does not seem to affect the people of stardew valley. it's a neutral background event. and I think it's true to the reality of rural America that you will get a guy who fights in the army and comes back jumpy but it's something to examine in fiction

[stephexmachina]

worst mistake u can make w your male oc is giving him a sister that's cooler than him..... like sorry idw hear abt him anymore can he move tf out of the way

[stephexmachina]

"we follow this guy & his bf while his sister is off doing espionage" now hold on ✋ can i go with her

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[aromancy]

*ungreats your dane*

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

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[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[pocket-dragon]

something about karlach getting older and living life here

[pocket-dragon]

didn't even get to say goodbye

[pocket-dragon]

'i've never done this as myself before'

( been watching fantasy high with some friends so now we must figayda post )

[pocket-dragon]

yall liked these a lot so have the widescreen versions (as a treat)

[pocket-dragon]

weekend durge to try out a new work flow (boots version under the cut)

[pocket-dragon]

something about my Tav

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[pukicho]

Here's my little white son named Craigg

[pukicho]

I feed my white son clear broth

[pukicho]

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

[inspo]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)