Errant Main To @yawninggrave

I can’t reblog monster porn anymore bc tumblr can’t handle it :/

[emoparamore]

gerard way @ glasgow

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[ephronian]

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[grimoiremanifest]

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

[andy-rew62]

What I mean when I say ‘I got that dog in me’

[bruzum]

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[catcrumb]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[epiphainie]

i'm gonna get so much hotter in my 30s and the scary thing is i'm already pretty hot

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control