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@coyoteinsane
i'm going to go on sam for a wizzle mcfizzles.
my boss' sons are hot and i'm not even going to try and deny it. omg.
[ coyoteinsane ]
”So… the cat’s out of the bag. So to speak. ——— do you need to talk?”
♔ — ;; "About you all lying to my face for m o n t h s? No thanks."
coyoteinsane
"Your dad let me in. Can we talk, please?”
♔ — ;; "I don't feel like it. But if you talk I'll try and listen."
No she wouldn't. She didn't want to hear anything any of them had to say.
just made the best sandwich ever. omg it looks so tasty!
my foot kept sticking to the floor and i was like 'wtf?' and then after like 20 minutes i looked down and it was because i was bleeding all over the place. hahahaha i'm done with today.
why don’t you guys send me your characters name and i’ll put it in this generator and write a starter based on what comes out
i just farted and everyone left.
also last night i had a dream that i really wanted to take a picture with a baby but i didn't have one to hand, so i took a picture with a stick that was on fire holding it like a baby and why the fuck did my brain come up with that?
today there was a nail poking out of the wall outside my boss' house so i pulled it out and then some floor boards fell down and all i could come up with was 'oops.'
TUMBLR I WAS GONE FOR 5 HOURS! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OMG
omg is four that guys son? the marcus guy? is he? omg am i right?
why is it every time i go to do drafts i basically fall asleep where I'm sat? idk idk but like, I'll be on here after I finish work tomorrow. good night.
[txt; thing one] Was the water cold, or were you just sleeping in there? [txt; thing one] NGL, sometimes I fall asleep in there with all of my clothes on. [txt; thing one] Usually when I’m wildly intoxicated. [txt; thing one] Update: Found jello. That’s going to be my breakfast. [txt; thing one] Pray for me that it doesn’t have alcohol in it, or I might die.
text message — thing two
Nope, the water was cold. I fell asleep in the bath.
text message — thing two
As in you bathe in your clothes? Or you just like to sleep in an empty bath?
text message — thing two
Save some for me. Maybe it'll give me enough energy to want to go to school.
text message — thing two
Can we get drunk then go to school? That'll be fun. Please?
“No, you need to understand. we were just trying to protect you—Stiles just wanted to protect you…”
♔ — ;; "I survived in the wild on my own for e i g h t years. I think I can take care of myself. All of you lied. Call it what you want, but it's still l y i n g."
;; o p e n
♔ — ;; "Save it. I don't want to hear your explanation."
"Now, that was cool.”
"Do it again?"
♔ — ;; "I'm not sure it'll even work a second time."
"Taking my stance as a sidekick and n o t risking it."