Cozy Is Eepy

The one and only “Hopeless Romantic Dream Boi”

[remanence-of-love]

[thememedaddy]

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[cozyisvarysleepy]

Bang out them tunes. Little one.

You are heard,

Far and wide.

[vexheart]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[cozyisvarysleepy]

I need to expand my rhyme scheme (a)

But there deft as they escape me (a)

A tried and true method (b)

A rhythm that’s so splendid (b)

Let me brake the established norm (c)

With this rhythm of rhythmic movement (d)

I have drawn a blank before (c)

This is a good improvement (d)

[thegaymertrainer]

I love otter

[hunter-rodrigez]

[cozyisvarysleepy]

I have moments of lucidity

And memories of stupidity

You called my phone anonymously

And proclaim that dead name to me

You host a ghost, a revenent haunting

Who gave you my digits?

I wish to rest, to forgive, to forget

And for you the best, to live, to have breath

You scare me, you’re frightening, I panic n’ mourn

And failed, I fumbled, that phone call had horns

You are my nightmare, ravaging with unrest

But seriously how did you get my number?

I am shaken

And I’m a mess

You fished my heart out my chest

And I can’t acquiesce.

You killed me.

Honestly why would you call me.

[renzanix]

um, hey chat, is this anything,,?

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[mrsjdavis]

This post has EVERYTHING...

[the-big-milk]

Also let's be real, hot topic knows exactly why they're selling it.

[the-haiku-bot]

Also let’s be real,

hot topic knows exactly

why they’re selling it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 2 sets of parentheses.

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[yournotsolocalpharmacist]

He’d commit crimes for her to solve if they ever ran out.. Hm- I should write a fic about that..

[nocturr]

It was a march we made towards ruin and despair,

but we held hands all the while

—

Western au sketch that got kind of out of hand

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[hands-off-my-macaroni]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

do your job

[skoofie]

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

[sawbones4117]

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

[fakeymcnamerson-blog]

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

[nonbinarycannibalgirlfriend]

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.