CPT_Grover

Hello my Randoms. Molasses looks and tastes like my soul. I am a fangirl of many fandoms. Enjoy the blog of my life. Wattpad: CPT_Grover Insta: @them.damn.supernatural.feels    

[cptgrover]

If it's the victim's fault they were raped because of what they wore, then it's your fault I stabbed you because you weren't wearing armour.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Apple has air. Amazon has fire. Google has earth. I think Microsoft should probably make something like water

[cptgrover]

We all know electronics and water don't mix. Why internet explorer and microsoft edge suck so much.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[cptgrover]

My birthday is late March!

[bbyinblu]

Reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[cptgrover]

It would be a really amazing thing to learn.

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

GUYS IT WORKED HOLY SHIT DO IT

[astrialogy]

i don’t believe this

[averagemastermind]

I just want some messages

[eggsbenedictcumberbetch]

Does this worrrrrk for reaaal??

[cptgrover]

Curious to what will happen......

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[mor-rigan]

Not. Dying. Should. Be. Gender. Neutral.

[baawri]

Meryl Streep Slams Donald Trump at Golden Globes 2017

[cptgrover]

@pityparty-newamericana We can all learn from this. This breaks my heart and rebuilds it again.

[sryforthewait-blog]

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

[moject-prayhem]

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

[vo-la-tile]

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

[rainbowandoctavia-deactivated20]

Just one.

[mydeadcarcass]

[nimh13]

[lavender-the-timey-demon-hunter]

[the-last-of-the-forgotten-deact]

[honnouji-acedemist-deactivated2]

NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

[pieisgay]

I solemnly swear I am up to good.

[ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars-d]

*reblogs so fast my finger creates a sonic boom*

[ask-jeremyfitzgerald-fazbea-blog]

[ajlenoire]

I’m reblogging this for two reasons.

One: I would be horrified if one of you lovelies did such a thing, all I’m getting in my head is a cute little duckling that needs to be kept safe.

Two: this is the first and only post I’ve seen with an MLP reaction gif and that in itself, even if this wasn’t a serious issue (which it is) is worthy of a reblog.

I love you all

[vocalgamer360-deactivated201909]

[ask-prince-nightlight-deactivat]

:’(

[dj-c0l7]

to all my followers, i’ve got your back if you ever need to talk

[ask-meta-chrisis-twilight-deact]

This must be reblogged because if you don’t reblog this then you are a heartless monster because you should love all your followers no matter what… 💔

[askthehorsedork]

((Mod: Just so people know that they can talk to me no matter what the problem. I will always try to help you ♡♡))

[giggling-mime]

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

…yeah that would be absolutely traumatizing..please take care of yourselves guys |c

[christopher-and-company]

[acedetective1947-deactivated201]

(( I want to let y’all know that each one of you is unique. You bring something to this earth that is both new, and interesting. Please don’t waste that carelessly because something in the present is trying it’s best to kill you. There is always another sunrise, and with each day is a new set of experiences, whether happy or sad. Please live for the days you are happy, so that you can bear the days you are sad. I may not know who you are, but the simple fact that you have amazing potential makes me love you. Never surrender. Never accept defeat. ))

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

DO NOT KILL YOURSELVES! IT ISN’T WORTH IT!

[lovely-rainy-day-deactivated201]

Even if we have never talked before I would be sad 😩.

[saltyirishpotato2002]

It’s not worth it.. There’s people who really care about you..

[chanuks-deactivated20161017]

[voidbunbun--moved]

((Don’t you dare commit suicide, you guys. Suicide is never the answer to anything in life. If you want to talk about your problems, talk to me. I’ll do my best to help you all. I don’t want anyone to go, it will break my heart deeply if someone committed suicide. I care for you all. I love you all. And i will always be there for you all. Don’t commit suicide, please…))

[fierce-warrixr-deactivated20170]

Please, don’t kill yourself… I couldn’t bear a thought… ;__; I care about all of you too much! Come talk to me, whenever you need. I’ll be here for you all! I promise! ♡♡♡

[starsintothevoid]

[captain-unicorn-sparkle-shit]

((I would be very sad. Please…anyone that is going through anything and needs to talk, please I am here. If you need to vent, I’m here for you. And I will not leave until I know you will be fine.))

[mombachh]

Well, I do care. I only have two followers but they are important :s

[goldensilverdhr]

Reblog fast

[fandom-amy-lee-bunnies]

If you ever needed some one to talk to please all know that you can message me any time no matter what and I’ll respond as instantly as I can because you all matter so much no matter if you don’t actually follow me and you only see this through someone else’s blog no matter how anxious it may make you you can message me cause you all matter to me<3

[queensflame]

i swear just come and talk to me

any time 

please dont make this decision

[theglitteringbook]

everything above omg

the text

the gifs

i’m here loves

[clockwork-assassins]

Suicide doesn’t end the pain, it just passes it on to everybody else 😢

[theglitteringbook]

!!!^^^^!!!^^^^!!!!^^^!!!

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

if anyone of you feel like this you pm me and I will talk to you and send you meme’s or whatever because no, I refuse to let any of you die, and my friends will vouch for that because I don’t shut up about you guys

[cptgrover]

I don't many follower and I don't know most of you but it doesn't matter. It only takes one. Please know I am happy to talk and empathise. NO human should feel like there is no escape. Please.

[minfonica]

[readingpeacebypiece]

Why not

[cptgrover]

sounds good to me.

[cptgrover]

ACOMAF Patronuses

feyre: a majestic ass wolf

rhysand: a bat, but like... a hot bat. or maybe a black kitten.

cassian: a mighty stallion

morrigan: a golden retriever

azriel: a sneezing panda cub

lucien: you think im gonna say a fox!! well i am yeah bc he's a fox totes magotes

amren: mothafukin!!dragon!!

elain: cute lil bunny wabbit

nesta: incredibly agitated owl

tarquin: the most beautiful ass dolphin you eVEr did see

ianthe: snake bitch (bitch snake)

king of hybern: cockroach?? do i look like i give a motherfuck??

tamlin: turkey. no wait, rat. no wait, a lion, but like a badly animated lion. like a really fucked up simba. no actually this asshole is scar. that's right, scar the evil ass lion. you know what fuck you tamlin you piece of shit you don't get a patronus fuck off m8

[ndnprct3-deactivated20180612]

The person I reblogged this from is super cool.

Bonus if you reblog this from someone and they reblog back.

[destinyrush]

A hero without a cape

[nyshadidntbreakit]

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do you ever cook something in the micro wave and its still cold in the center so you keep eating it because life is pointless?

[cptgrover]

Yes

[historyy]

things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

[alkjira]

-periods -women in positions of power -gender neutrality -adoption

[zorrabelle]

-breast feeding

[ogsplendapapi]

-men supporting each other emotionally

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[cptgrover]

I wish for a horse that I can whenever I like and train on.

[just-shower-thoughts]

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

[muddingseason]

[marcitlali]

tragic beauty

[cptgrover]

@pityparty-newamericana