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[rhysand-vs-fenrys]

A Peaceful Night (Lysaedion Edition)

Summary: The holidays are a time for too many parties, too many people, and too much noise. After the festivities are over though, one can take solace in the love of their other half and the light that person brings into their life.

Throne of Glass Editions: Manorian , Chaorene, Elorcan , Rowaelin , Nesraq , Lysaedion

A Court of Thorns and Roses Editions: Elucien , Nessian , Feysand , Azuala , Amrian , Morridwen , Elriel

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[rhysand-is-daddy]

lorcan: if i were a gardener i’d put our tulips together

elide: aww

aelin: if i were a gardener you’d be my hoe

rowan: thanks

[valtsv]

the shape of water (2018)

[valtsv]

[aliciarose-art]

I actually haven’t drawn all of Team Avatar together yet!! So here we are 

[goddamnitkastle]

[procrastinatingsab]

Hehehehe some cliches are just good :D

I love lots of cliches, no shame hehehe ♥️👏🏼

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops

[tydy-the-megnet]

[krump-macula]

[terrasenian]

Throne of glass characters as tumblr posts

Aelin:

Rowan:

Dorian:

Chaol:

Manon:

Fenrys:

Lysandra:

[tisawish]

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Men don’t realize what stuff like this does to young girls growing up. The effect it has on us, never seeing ourselves in power. Just like young children of color never see themselves in power. It’s just picture after picture of white men in black suits, over and over and over again. They’ll never understand what that’s like.

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

A related problem is what this does to young boys—and especially young, white boys. This creates the idea that white men are the default members of society, and this is partly why, by the time they’re 18, so many white men are completely incapable of empathising with marginalised peoples.

[hemaris]

god i'm losing my mind over these dialogue options

[bimbocracy]

Me trying to be polite to men

[tim-lucy]

Amy & Jonah In Every Season: Superstore Season 3 “Amy is not my soulmate, okay? Yes, fine. When I first started working here, years ago, I had a little crush on Amy. There. I said it, okay? Are you happy? Exactly! And at one point I had a crush on Jonah and that’s all in the past. Exactly! Wait…what? You…when did you…?”

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

a good man

[uwu-ni]

i’m crying

[bury-me-in-the-ocean]

This man😭💖💖💖💖

[oilpuddle]

In THIS HOUSE we LOVE and RESPECT Gordon Ramsay

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Davos, watching Arya fight:

Dany: The North is as beautiful as your brother claimed, as are you.

Sansa:

Edmure: I believe I would be a good choice for King and-

Sansa:

Jaime: *knighting Brienne*

Tyrion, whispering to Pod and Davos:

Jon: *looking like he can’t believe the Night King is raising the dead*

The Night King:

Yara: He killed my Queen.

Arya:

Jon, showing up to the true North for his “punishment”:

Tormund, walking up to Brienne at the feast, ready to shoot his shot:

Tormund, after he gets shot down:

Arya: Where’s my weapon?!?

Gendry:

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[scootscoot5000]

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

[chipmunkwithwings]

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

[shotce]

OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS

[dovewithscales]

This song makes me so happy.

[undead-in-the-void]

@the-blissful-bunny

[hclark70]

have him play this at my funeral

[corporatebigwig]

we’d be lost without them. share their message. signal boost

[seamless-hart]

Tom Holland doing ballet turns is what I live for 

[gingersofficial]

[janepetras]