CQL Feels

A no-effort blog where I scream my CQL (and occasionally MDZS) feelings into the void. Be ready for a little bit of everything and a lot of 3zun-adjacent yelling!

[layzeal]

“average Lan follows all 3,000+ rules" factoid actualy just statistical error. average lan follows around 439 rules. Lan er-gongzi, a neurodivergent teenager who is in charge of punishments & follows over 10,000+ rules each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[ladyandthelotus]

The Untamed + Ace Jiang Cheng Part 3 (22/?) (pt. 1) (ace JC 1 - pt. 2) (pt. 3) (ace JC 2 - pt. 4) (pt. 5) (pt. 6) (pt. 7) (pt. 8)  (pt. 9)  (pt. 10)  (pt.11) (pt. 12)  (pt. 13) (pt. 14) (pt. 15) (pt. 16) (pt. 17) (pt. 18) (pt. 19) (pt. 20) (pt. 21) + bonus aro

[atarinke]

Welcome into the Mo Dao Zu Shi hell to me =) So here is yesterday birthday boy Jin GuangYao (who is my favourite MDZS character ♥)

[layzeal]

we all joke about wwx being ressurected and treating it like being begrudgingly woken up from a nap, but there is also the underrated factor that it wasn't even a good nap. like yes he says he was a quiet and well-behaved little ghost, but he very much did die a horrifying death that would have turned anyone else into a ferocious vengeful ghost and thus lived 13 years in what was essentially an undending living nightmare according to mxtx herself

and he STILL woke up like "man wtf 😩 now i gotta get up and do stuff"

[sobichen]

local man shows range of feelings

8 out of 9 times, has something to do with one (1) man

[leatherbookmark]

Skillet manipulator :)

[seacow-diary-deactivated2025042]

The children left behind

[luoqingyanq]

[theuntamer]

@cqlfeels ain’t this a mood! but if you hire lianfang zun to get you out of trouble he will - additionally to making puppy eyes for you - probably commit a little murder on the way

[cqlfeels]

If Lianfang-zun thinks a murder is wise I trust him to have thought things through better than I could and as long as he doesn’t charge too much extra, I’m on board

[ssuibian]

You ever think about how Wen Chao tried to trap Lan Wangji in a hole, true cartoon style?

Because I just remembered 

[ssuibian]

Throwback to the time Wen Chao was a straight up looney tunes villain

[layzeal]

sometimes i think about how all we know about Lan Yi is that she was the only female Gusu Lan Clan leader, and because of that she faced so much opposition she had to develop a new technique specifically for murdering people, which may sound a little too much until i tried to imagine myself being a female clan leader in a cultivation discussion conference and i immediately felt the wrath of god in my veins

[hanguangjunn]

mdzs official illustrations pt. 2 by: hehe wu

[lilnasxvevo]

On a somewhat related note what is really starting to annoy me about modern songxiao is how fucking BORING they’re usually written. In canon they are doing something extremely radical with their lives and they have dedicated their lives to doing good and helping people no matter the personal cost.

Modern songxiao should be at least one or two of the following:

-flat fucking broke because they refuse to work jobs that make the world a worse place so they mostly work at nonprofits and stuff

-live in a van and go where they’re needed

-have been arrested/tear-gassed for attending protests so many times that they have literally lost count

-vocal anarchists/leftists/socialists/pick your poison etc just, POLITICALLY AWARE SOMEHOW PLEASE and NOT liberals bc canon songxiao has mostly rejected the system and have decided to work outside it

-spend so much time volunteering and trying to help people in unofficial capacities that people who know them genuinely wonder when they SLEEP

Like come on you guys these two have so fucking few canon personality traits, how do you forget about the part where they are utterly and completely devoted to making the world a better place???

[lilnasxvevo]

@lostsometime Thank you for this addition!!

[dimpledpran]

I will love you when you are a still day. I will love you when you are a hurricane. - Clementine von Radics (insp)

↪ A small gift for @marquisguyun for the @asiandramanet Secret Santa Exchange! I know you said that there is no limits to the angst, but I went a bit easy with it since its the holiday season. Happy holidays! Hope you had a wonderful christmas weekend, and wising you a fantastic 2023 ahead! (And happy belated birthday!!)💙

[jzixuan]

The Untamed (2019)

[cqlfeels]

Wait. @natandacat has opened my eyes to something.

Demonstrably knows how to plan events and/or has a right-hand person to do it for them: JYL, JC, LXC, NMJ, NHS, JZX, JGY, WQ, WC, probably WX

Might be able to plan an event for all we know but honestly I'm not optimistic: WWX, LWJ, WN

[lansplaining]

may I suggest:

Could plan a last minute party from nothing: JGY, JC, JYL, WQ and WN (as a unit, given they actually do it in canon!)

Could manage a complex event with enough time to plan: LXC, NHS

Could delegate effectively and play their role well: NMJ, JZX, WX and WC

Not fit for polite society, brings nothing to the table: WWX, LWJ

[viterbofangirllovestheuntamed]

#i took a second to wonder if lwj and wwx could manage being the Face of the party #even if they had nothing to do with it #but wwx is notoriously bad at Just Stand There And Say Your Lines #also he doesnt even remember what the lines are supposed to be #lwj just doesnt give a fuck #everyone else at least cares about at least trying to play ball #and not act a fool in public #wwx and lwj? woof #i miiight add another tier so jgy and jc can reign supreme at the top?

@autumnslantern​ may I suggest:

Could plan a last-minute party (homey and welcoming) from nothing: JYL, WQ and WN

Could plan a last minute High Stakes Event Of The Season™ from nothing and make it both sumptuous and completely society-appropriate: JGY and JC

[zeldacw]

baby A-Yuan watching baby JingYi trying to do handstand… 

[hanguangjunn]

wangxian + mdzs audio drama s3 illustrations