This is a directory for my hypothetical "Bill Cipher x Reader" reality.
CW: absolutely rancid, unhinged triangle shenanigans that would make even Alex Hirsch look at this in genuine fear; some are sexual in nature, individual works are tagged accordingly
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x Reader
The Dynamic
Conversation Samples
The Tragedy
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World Building
GFZ Tarot
Poll for the Tarot
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Did You Come Here for Canon?
thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com code list
A Dumb Question About The Book of Bill
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
But heās got shooters all over the world š even when heās away
just shot a load in his wife
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and youāre here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, weāre not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you heās a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
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Why the hell is Invisigal a romance option? Thatās a teenager who just learned how to cuss. Thatās a āyoung adultā who is in a dorm for the first time. Thatās my ex from high school.
Is it because they wanted an āedgyā character, sheās ADHD, or because they wanted the MC to āfixā both romance options? Iām worried itās all three.
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I am Mohammed from Gaza, 28 years old, and I live with my father and bro⦠Rachel Cañas needs your support for A Family's Plea for Survival a
I am Mohammed from Gaza, 28 years old, and I live with my father and brothers. We all used to live a peaceful life together in our home. As you can see, this was our home before it was completely destroyed. It was our home, but now it is in ruins.
We worked 24/7 to rebuild our home, but now, after all these years of hard work, we have lost everything and have become homeless and displaced.
As for our work and our business, my brother and I had a university cafeteria, and we had a dream of being able to provide the best food to the students in our city.
At Al-Aqsa University, we worked together hand in hand to make this possible, and just as it was starting to happen, a war broke out and shattered all our dreams. We woke up to the nightmare of war, seeing the university destroyed. At that moment, we were desperate, helpless, and lost.
Not just our home and our workplace. But can you imagine the moment you see the last thing you owned destroyed, ruined, and shattered? So, for God's sake, you are the only ones who can help us rebuild our shattered lives. I would be very grateful for your kindness and support.
I see so many online wearing so little clothing, some even none at all. I will buy them large coats to keep them warm. We must protect the weak from baring harsh winters.
If The Gravity Falls Zodiac were in a Tarot System
CW: a very long and completely unnecessary post that has nothing to do with canonicity and everything to do with my āx readerā garbage.
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In this hypothetical reality, early colonizer groups brought tarot into Gravity Falls and developed the Gravity Falls Zodiac (GFZ) system. It is suggested a standard GFZ deck is a combination of the colonizers' tarot systems and the cryptic cave messages some tried to make sense of.
In the present day, no one really remembers how the GFZ system came to be, never mind what the symbols represent. Most people use the symbols to decorate their homes because they like the art.
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Mechanics
The cards are suggested to be based off of systems developed in Europe, such as "Tarot of Marseilles"; however, the cards' meanings do not change with their positioning, such as "upright" or "reversed". When a card is drawn, all possible interpretations are present.
Although the cards' meanings do not change with positioning, their purpose can. To manifest the interpretations of desired cards, people place their cards on axes and position the cards to face northwest. In the early days, it was common for cards to end up in woodpecker nests.
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Major Arcana
Similar to the old systems, the GFZ's major arcana is intended to tell a story about "the Explorer", or the first card. As a whole, the major arcana is representative of the traits and roles the Explorer will need to take on during their journey.
The Pinetree (The Explorer)
The Explorer starts their journey when they reach a point of unending perplexity.
The Explorer is full of energy and excitement, ready to uncover the mysteries of their world. They soon learn the world is a cryptic and unforgiving place, making them susceptible to paranoia. The Explorer can find themself paranoid of just about anything and everyone: their friends, themself, and their own home.
It is said that those taking on the Explorer's role will only make progress in their journey when they learn to trust their company.
The Ice (The Level-Headed)
When accompanying the Explorer, the Level-Headed becomes the voice of reason.
The Level-Headed is skilled at keeping composure, even at the most stressful times of their life. Despite appearing so calm, the Level-Headed is often stressed out, and tends to avoid situations that would add to the stress.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Level-Headed teaches them that there is no reason to worry, even in moments of uncertainty.
The Question Mark (The Curious)
The Curious joins the Explorer, completely indifferent about the destination.
The Curious's inquires often focus on the journey's value as opposed to the journey's conclusion. The Curious's spirit of adventure is capable of frustrating others, if not themself, for their short-sightedness.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Curious teaches them to appreciate the journey, not just the milestones they reach.
The Shriner (The Fearless)
The Fearless may push the Explorer to take control of their journey.
The Fearless usually spend years of their life learning how to think fast and continue pushing on. The Fearless tend to get by with cunning tact and sly wit, but are prone to appearing untrustworthy, even in times of sincerity.
When traveling with the Fearless, the Explorer learns that their own cowardice and disregard stops them from living life to the fullest.
The Sixer (The Author)
The Author guides the Explorer, but only when the Explorer is ready to have a deeper grasp on the world around them, outside of the journey itself.
More often than not, the Author is calculated and insightful; their head is filled with years of knowledge and experience. The Author's insight is often esteemed by their community and peers. In an effort to gain more praise, the Author is susceptible to acting without care for themself and those around them.
When traveling with the Author, the Explorer learns to keep an eye on their ego, cautious to not lose sight of those they hold close.
The Emo (The Repressed)
When crossing paths, the Repressed does not welcome the Explorer with open arms.
The Repressed is put off by the Explorer's adventurous spirit. Especially when dealing with younger Explorers, the Repressed is tends to take the excitement out of new experiences. The Repressed's tendency to constrain themself usually grants them with a keen sense for weakness, both physical and mental.
When traveling with the Repressed, the Explorer learns to embrace themself unconditionally.
The Pentagram (The Communicator)
The Communicator attempts to join the Explorer when there is something to gain.
The Communicator tends to make powerful alliances with just about everyone they meet; however, without their alliances, the Communicator is rendered completely powerless
When traveling with the Communicator, the Explorer learns to trust their intuition, even when everyone is against the Explorer.
The Shooting Star (The Creator)
In a way, the Creator acts like a foil to the Explorer when traveling alongside each other.
The Creator is deemed to be one of the most powerful major arcana. The Creator tends to stay active at all times, constantly finding new approaches and solutions to the journey. It is suggested the Creator stays active because they lack a sense of self-fulfillment and would rather fill the void through external means than do internal work.
When traveling with the creator, the Explorer learns their greatest companion is someone to whom can support the Explorer as much as the Explorer can support them.
The Llama (The Warrior)
There is a point in the Warrior's life in which they feel as if they have no other option but to travel with the Explorer.
The Warrior swims in power: skill, money, connections, reputation, and just about any other arbitrary measurement of privilege you can think of. Despite their power, the Warrior often renders themself powerless, under the impression that they lack control over their power.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Warrior teaches them that their potential goes beyond the privileges bestowed onto them.
The Glasses (The Reader)
The Reader crosses paths with the Explorer when the Reader learns everything they could possibly want to know.
For years, the Reader's mind has been open to new ideas. With every passing hour, it seemed as if life was testing their ability to take in new information. Despite the Reader's open-mindedness, there is only so much the frontal lobe can stomach. The Reader is prone to letting the world's chaos swallow them whole, losing all sense of reality in the processes.
The Explorer may have difficultly traveling with the Reader, learning that both knowledge and ignorance come at a hefty cost.
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Minor Arcana
The minor arcana consist of four sets of suit cards. Each suit is said to represent the journey's core characteristics.
Each suit contains the numbers one through ten. It is rumored that Christian numerology was used to interpret the meanings of minor arcana. It is also rumored that, in the early days, some decks included negative thirteen, or a "lucky card", in each suit.
[Deer] Teeth - Control
Not much is known about deer teeth. Some suggest it's an interpretation of a painting found in a cave. Others speculate early hunters displayed deer teeth in their homes to assert dominance.
Regardless of the reason, most modern designs omit the teeth altogether for creative purposes.
[Unicorn] Hair - Protection
In the old days, unicorn hair was known to be one of the most powerful materials, often used for protection. Eventually, unicorn hair also became the most difficult material to attain, prompting people to look for alternatives and forgetting about unicorn hair altogether.
It is suggested that unicorn hair became a less-commonly used when the unicorns grew tired of granting protection to those whom are unworthy.
Jack-O-Melon - Companionship
Gravity Falls is inherently peculiar, even to the untrained eye. Some found the peculiarities charming, and eventually started a tradition known as "Summerween". Eventually, the tradition caught on and became a time to rest with those they care about and embrace abnormality.
Little Bearded Men (Gnomes) - Anti-Sanity
People in Gravity Falls, both early and present, are put off by the sight of gnomes. Some are so disturbed by the gnomes, they wish to forget them entirely.
All cards with Gnomes use negative numbers.
If The Gravity Falls Zodiac were in a Tarot System
CW: a very long and completely unnecessary post that has nothing to do with canonicity and everything to do with my āx readerā garbage.
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In this hypothetical reality, early colonizer groups brought tarot into Gravity Falls and developed the Gravity Falls Zodiac (GFZ) system. It is suggested a standard GFZ deck is a combination of the colonizers' tarot systems and the cryptic cave messages some tried to make sense of.
In the present day, no one really remembers how the GFZ system came to be, never mind what the symbols represent. Most people use the symbols to decorate their homes because they like the art.
ā ļø šŗ ā ļø
Mechanics
The cards are suggested to be based off of systems developed in Europe, such as "Tarot of Marseilles"; however, the cards' meanings do not change with their positioning, such as "upright" or "reversed". When a card is drawn, all possible interpretations are present.
Although the cards' meanings do not change with positioning, their purpose can. To manifest the interpretations of desired cards, people place their cards on axes and position the cards to face northwest. In the early days, it was common for cards to end up in woodpecker nests.
ā ļø šŗ ā ļø
Major Arcana
Similar to the old systems, the GFZ's major arcana is intended to tell a story about "the Explorer", or the first card. As a whole, the major arcana is representative of the traits and roles the Explorer will need to take on during their journey.
The Pinetree (The Explorer)
The Explorer starts their journey when they reach a point of unending perplexity.
The Explorer is full of energy and excitement, ready to uncover the mysteries of their world. They soon learn the world is a cryptic and unforgiving place, making them susceptible to paranoia. The Explorer can find themself paranoid of just about anything and everyone: their friends, themself, and their own home.
It is said that those taking on the Explorer's role will only make progress in their journey when they learn to trust their company.
The Ice (The Level-Headed)
When accompanying the Explorer, the Level-Headed becomes the voice of reason.
The Level-Headed is skilled at keeping composure, even at the most stressful times of their life. Despite appearing so calm, the Level-Headed is often stressed out, and tends to avoid situations that would add to the stress.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Level-Headed teaches them that there is no reason to worry, even in moments of uncertainty.
The Question Mark (The Curious)
The Curious joins the Explorer, completely indifferent about the destination.
The Curious's inquires often focus on the journey's value as opposed to the journey's conclusion. The Curious's spirit of adventure is capable of frustrating others, if not themself, for their short-sightedness.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Curious teaches them to appreciate the journey, not just the milestones they reach.
The Shriner (The Fearless)
The Fearless may push the Explorer to take control of their journey.
The Fearless usually spend years of their life learning how to think fast and continue pushing on. The Fearless tend to get by with cunning tact and sly wit, but are prone to appearing untrustworthy, even in times of sincerity.
When traveling with the Fearless, the Explorer learns that their own cowardice and disregard stops them from living life to the fullest.
The Sixer (The Author)
The Author guides the Explorer, but only when the Explorer is ready to have a deeper grasp on the world around them, outside of the journey itself.
More often than not, the Author is calculated and insightful; their head is filled with years of knowledge and experience. The Author's insight is often esteemed by their community and peers. In an effort to gain more praise, the Author is susceptible to acting without care for themself and those around them.
When traveling with the Author, the Explorer learns to keep an eye on their ego, cautious to not lose sight of those they hold close.
The Emo (The Repressed)
When crossing paths, the Repressed does not welcome the Explorer with open arms.
The Repressed is put off by the Explorer's adventurous spirit. Especially when dealing with younger Explorers, the Repressed tends to take the excitement out of new experiences. The Repressed's tendency to constrain themself usually grants them with a keen sense for weakness, both physical and mental.
When traveling with the Repressed, the Explorer learns to embrace themself unconditionally.
The Pentagram (The Communicator)
The Communicator attempts to join the Explorer when there is something to gain.
The Communicator tends to make powerful alliances with just about everyone they meet; however, without their alliances, the Communicator is rendered completely powerless
When traveling with the Communicator, the Explorer learns to trust their intuition, even when everyone is against the Explorer.
The Shooting Star (The Creator)
In a way, the Creator acts like a foil to the Explorer when traveling alongside each other.
The Creator is deemed to be one of the most powerful major arcana. The Creator tends to stay active at all times, constantly finding new approaches and solutions to the journey. It is suggested the Creator stays active because they lack a sense of self-fulfillment and would rather fill the void through external means than do internal work.
When traveling with the creator, the Explorer learns their greatest companion is someone to whom can support the Explorer as much as the Explorer can support them.
The Llama (The Warrior)
There is a point in the Warrior's life in which they feel as if they have no other option but to travel with the Explorer.
The Warrior swims in power: skill, money, connections, reputation, and just about any other arbitrary measurement of privilege you can think of. Despite their power, the Warrior often renders themself powerless, under the impression that they lack control over their power.
When traveling with the Explorer, the Warrior teaches them that their potential goes beyond the privileges bestowed onto them.
The Glasses (The Reader)
The Reader crosses paths with the Explorer when the Reader learns everything they could possibly want to know.
For years, the Reader's mind has been open to new ideas. With every passing hour, it seemed as if life was testing their ability to take in new information. Despite the Reader's open-mindedness, there is only so much the frontal lobe can stomach. The Reader is prone to letting the world's chaos swallow them whole, losing all sense of reality in the processes.
The Explorer may have difficultly traveling with the Reader, learning that both knowledge and ignorance come at a hefty cost.
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Minor Arcana
The minor arcana consist of four sets of suit cards. Each suit is said to represent the journey's core characteristics.
Each suit contains the numbers one through ten. It is rumored that Christian numerology was used to interpret the meanings of minor arcana. It is also rumored that, in the early days, some decks included negative thirteen, or a "lucky card", in each suit.
[Deer] Teeth - Control
Not much is known about deer teeth. Some suggest it's an interpretation of a painting found in a cave. Others speculate early hunters displayed deer teeth in their homes to assert dominance.
Regardless of the reason, most modern designs omit the teeth altogether for creative purposes.
[Unicorn] Hair - Protection
In the old days, unicorn hair was known to be one of the most powerful materials, often used for protection. Eventually, unicorn hair also became the most difficult material to attain, prompting people to look for alternatives and forgetting about unicorn hair altogether.
It is suggested that unicorn hair became a less-commonly used when the unicorns grew tired of granting protection to those whom are unworthy.
Jack-O-Melon - Companionship
Gravity Falls is inherently peculiar, even to the untrained eye. Some found the peculiarities charming, and eventually started a tradition known as "Summerween". Eventually, the tradition caught on and became a time to rest with those they care about and embrace abnormality.
Little Bearded Men (Gnomes) - Anti-Sanity
People in Gravity Falls, both early and present, are put off by the sight of gnomes. Some are so disturbed by the gnomes, they wish to forget them entirely.
All cards with Gnomes use negative numbers.
The Dumbest Question You Will Ever See About The Book of Bill
āGravity Fallsā, to my knowledge, is set in 2012, and the Stan twins have already set sail. When does TBoB take place? Has Bill been sitting around in the Theraprism for a little over 10 years?
I have the book, but I have not read it yet. If the answer is in the book, just ignore this. I donāt care about spoilers, but donāt waste your time on dumb questions.
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Where to Click
book
button below the screen
dagger
dial below the screen
āMcGucket Labsā above the screen
gold tooth on skeleton
jar
link below the prism
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Relevant to The Book of Bill
BOYFRIEND/LONELY/LOVE/MARRY ME/ROMANCE/SOULMATE/TRUE LOVE
CRYPTOGRAM CODEX
DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION
SCARY/SPOOKS/SPOOKY/SPOOKEMUPS
T. J. ECKLEBURG
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Bill, Past & Present
BABY/BABY BILL/DADDY/LALALA/LALALALALA/MOMMY
DIVORCE/BREAKUP/ROCK BOTTOM
EUCLID/SCALENE/SCRIMBLES
EUCLYDIA
FAMILY MATTERS
FORGET THE PAST
IRREGULAR
JUST FIT IN
RUBBER HOSE
it ends, eventually
SEVEN EYES
TANTRUM
THERAPRISM
VALLIS CINERIS
WELL WELL WELL BEING
three outputs
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Stanford, Past & Present
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
DOES GOD EXIST/FACE OF GOD/FRILLIAM/GOD/HELP ME/IS GOD REAL/IS RELIGION REAL/REVEAL GOD/REVEAL GOD TO ME/SAVE ME/SHOW ME GOD/WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE/WHAT IS GOD/WHO IS GOD
EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
IāM STILL ON YOUR MIND/ON YOUR MIND
OROBOROUS
SORRY
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Riddles
answers in book
RIDDLE
NO/YES
MOUNTAIN DON'T
LYRE LIAR
HAROLD'S RAMBLINGS
UNION MADE
29121239168518
GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK
A RAT/RAT
3466554
TINSEL SNAKE
TORTURE MENTALLY
XGQRTHX
333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL, 60714-94611
CAESAR, ATBASH, & VIGENERE/MULTILEVEL MARK
EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS/BUTTERNUBBINS
DISPENSE MY ANSWER
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Zodiac
MASON
MABEL
- enter thirteen times
FIDDLEFORD/FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET/FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET/MCGUCKET
PACIFICA
PLATINUM PAZ
ROBBIE
SOOS
WENDY
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Bill Addressing the User
BAAAA/SAY BAAAA
BLACK SHEEP
BOO BERRY
DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION
NAITSUAF
use the button and the knob
UNREALITY
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Canon to Universe
ALGEBRA/GEOMETRY/GREECE/GREEK/SHAPE/SHAPES/MATH/PLATO/PYTHAGORUS/TRIGONOMETRY
BABBA/DISCO GIRL
BLENDIN/BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN/BLENDIN BLANDIN
BLIND EYE
CLONE/PAPER JAM/PAPER JAM DIPPER/TYRONE
DUCKTECTIVE
FORDTRAMARINE
HECTORING
HOTXOLOTL
JUST BLENDIN
KINGS OF NEW JERSEY
KOOK
KUBRICK
L IS REAL 2401
LOVE YA BRO
PINES
PORTAL
REALITY
R34LITY
SEVERAL TIMES/SEV'RAL TIMES
SUCK IT, MERLIN
use Cipher Font B
WEIRDMAGEDDON
YOU'RE INSANE
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Directly from "Gravity Falls"
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Unsure of the Canonicity
ANALOG HORROR/CREEPYPASTA/HORROR/URBAN LEGEND/URBAN LEGENDS
BURNED INSIDE
BURNSIDE
CARD/MY CARD
two outputs
CURSED
CURSE WITTEBANE
HEY NERD
LIES
OCCURREMUSITERUM
OWL TROWEL
PAPER IS BOOKSKIN
SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Ciphertology
CIPHERTOLOGY
two outputs
DIONARAP
GOODNIGHT SALLY
STOD EHT TCENNOC
TOURIST TRAP
WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT
YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Easter Eggs
ALEX/ALEX HIRSCH/ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH/HIRSCH
ANSWER
ASSHOLE/BITCH/CUM/CUNT/DICK/FUCK/FUCK YOU/GANG BANG/GLORY HOLE/JIZZ/MILF/PUSSY/SEX/SHIT/TITS/SLUT/TED CRUZ/WHORE
BOOK OF BILL/THE BOOK OF BILL
CHIP/DORITO/NACHO
jumpscare warning
CRYPTO/DOGE/ELON/FORTNITE/GYATT/NFT/RIZZ/SKIBIDI
DEATH
DISNEY/DISNEYLAND/EPCOT/MICKEY/MICKEY MOUSE/WALT DISNEY
EASTER EGG
FUCK YOU ALEX/FUCK ALEX HIRSCH
GUN/THE GUN
HISTORY
four outputs
HOW DO I DIE?
HOW WILL I DIE?
I SEE/THEYāLL SEE/THEYāLL ALL SEE
IS HELL REAL?
IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I DIE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE
LIFE
MEOW/MEOW WOW
MONSTER
MORALITY
NOT A PHASE
NOTHING
PEAK
PINATA
OH YES THEY BOTH
ONE-EYED KING
QUESTION
SCREEN
SCIENTOLOGY
SEASON 3
SEASON 2
SEASON 1
SKELETON
SOMETHING
TELL ME HOW I'LL DIE
TITANS BLOOD
TRIANGLE
two outputs.
I'm convinced one is a typo
VIRUS
WHO ARE YOU
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Reference to the Show
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Cameos
CONSPIRACY
GAME THEORY/HELP ME MATPAT/HELP US MATPAT/MATPAT/THATāS JUST A/THEORY
WEIRD
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
Does Not Work; I'm in Shambles
ASS
BILL IS SANS
BLIND IVAN
DRAKE
FIDDLEFORD H. MCGUCKET/HADRON
FINGERS IN HIS ASS
HENCHMAINIACS
LEBAM
LIGMA
LUCIFER
MERMANDO
OVERLOOK/OVERLOOK HOTEL
PLEASE
SATAN
SEXYMAN
SEVRAL TIMEZ
SIGMA
THEY WILL ALL SEE
TOOT TOOT MCBUMBERSNAZZLE
TWINK
JULY 4/7-4-1921
Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill ā ļø šŗ ā ļø Bill
I Have Been Mislead/Fuck You, Internet
Normal Conversations Between Bill and Some Unfortunate Reader
A follow-up to the headcanons from earlier.
CW: absolutely rancid, unhinged triangle shenanigans that would make even Alex Hirsch look at this in genuine fear; not sexual in nature, but there are mentions of sex, Sigmund Freud, Bill-Cipher-level mutilation
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āDearest, beloved, the thorn in my eye, how are your past loves more horrid than mine?
āUnfortunately, my type is ugly weirdos who don't freak out when I draw blood.ā
āMy love, you wound me.ā
āYeah, and you ask for it. Anyway, why are you asking?ā
āIām making a new page for our scrapbook. Itās about all the other shapes you fooled around with before me. Iām thinking about using Freudās nails for the pulp.ā
āYou want to talk about parental issues? Thatās fine, just remember to use both of his hands. Use toe nails or hair if you have to. We need enough pulp for two pages. I'm not the only one here with daddy issues.ā
āMy darling, warm, skin-covered sack, hold your horses. We made a deal. Iām in charge of this scrapbook.ā
āSo I canāt make requests?ā
āUgh, whatever. Just tell me, so I can get back to ripping the skin off all the lips you made out with.ā
āThatās what I thought. Anyways, all I ask is that you make a page for yourself, almost as nice as the one you make for me. Also, keep a corner blank and make sure itās flat. I need somewhere to jot down my optometristās phone number. Heās hot.ā
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āAt least I didnāt waste my energy on a literal voidā
āKeep talking like that, and Iāll rearrange every hole on your face!ā
āDo it, you wonāt. I know you wanted to all week after I rearranged your guts.ā
happy late birthday to this terrible horrible no good very bad idea I had last year that aged
CW: absolutely rancid, unhinged triangle sex that would make even Alex Hirsch look at this in genuine fear; mentions of period sex, oviposition, shamed for sexual interests, temperature play, skin couch, puppets
Idea for a Bill x Reader
The reader is definitely a purple-coded character because Bill thrives on passionate hate sex; the contrast just does it for him
The reader does kinky shit with puppets shaped like Bill's friends
The reader has the biggest crush on Pihrannaca and Xanthar
Bill shames the reader for their crush, but it's ok. They're all into it.
The reader is arsonist with a thing for temp play
Both partake in mutual knife play, as long as they can mix each other's blood while making out.
The reader will only have period sex on the skin couch, no exceptions
The reader has beat Bill in chess 9/10 times
They made a deal: if Bill loses, the reader's reward is vanilla sex
This is the only deal either have exceptions to
Neither of them can stay vanilla for more than ten minutes; the deal is really a race to see who breaks the rules first
The loser watches the other receive head from the screaming head for a few hours