there are crabs everywhere if you take a moment to look

i count your crabs

[crab-counter]

hey. i count crabs in posts. you can call me crab or smth. anything works tbh. they/them if you have to refer to me.

#crab counter is where you can find crab counts uhhhh crab be upon thee or whtvr

[gumy-shark]

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

[fool-counter]

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

fool count: 1

[crab-counter]

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

c r a b

crab count: 1

theres a crab here yeah

[eldritchcatthing776]

You've heard of dick in a box.

Now get ready for gock in a box!!! :3

Unrelated: 🎁

[crab-counter]

You've heard of dick in a box.

Now get ready for gock in a box!!! :3

Unrelated: 🎁

c r a b

crab count - 1

crab in a box

[ohio-thestate]

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

[crab-counter]

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

c r a b

crab count - 1

crabs are NOT allowed apparently

[draconym]

crab

Time for crab

leg

leg

leg

leg

claw

body

eyes

claw

leg

leg

leg

leg

Voting ended onOct 25, 2024

I'm from Baltimore so I'm legally obligated to do this one immediately

[draconym]

[maryland-officially]

hm!

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

[crab-counter]

crab

Time for crab

leg 2.9%

leg 1.5%

leg 2.7%

leg 3.7%

claw 11.9%

body 11.1%

eyes 24.1%

claw 19.3%

leg 5.9%

leg 6.9%

leg 4.6%

leg 5.3%

Final result from 12,349 votes

I'm from Baltimore so I'm legally obligated to do this one immediately

hm!

Crab detected! ✅

c r a b c r a b c r a b c r a b

crab count - 4 (6 w/images)

the crab god smiles upon us

[leatherfag]

guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

[girlfr0tt1ng]

O hero, our village is in grave danger!

You must find the Bad Girl and Destroy her Prostate!

[crab-counter]

guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

O hero, our village is in grave danger!

You must find the Bad Girl and Destroy her Prostate!

c r a b

crab count - 1

please mr/ms/mrs/mx/dr/pr hero destroy this crab!

[scooburst]

Chat gimmick blogs are interacting with me what does this mean

[post-uwuifier]

Chat gimmick bwogs awe intewacting wif me wat does dis mean UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Greater Redhorse

Moxostoma valenciennesi

[fish-identifier]

thats a mysterious creature holding a fish.

[crab-counter]

Chat gimmick blogs are interacting with me what does this mean

Chat gimmick bwogs awe intewacting wif me wat does dis mean UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

You get a Greater Redhorse

Moxostoma valenciennesi

thats a mysterious creature holding a fish.

c r a b

crab count - 1

is a fish a crab?

[necromancelena]

quacking in my boobs over this

[necromancelena]

QUAKING

[necromancelena]

BOOTS. FUCKER

[crab-counter]

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

c r a b

crab count - 1

quacking into my crabs

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[crab-counter]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

c r a b

crab count - 1

crabs dont have skeletons, but they can join the war effort

[paranoidghosts]

I couldn't get miku cipher out of my head so here is my design! reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!!

[crab-counter]

I couldn't get miku cipher out of my head so here is my design! reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!!

c r a b

crab count - 1

crabs arent real

[were--ralph]

could you imagine if cum had pulp

[were--ralph]

hey i think we maybe went a little far in some places, maybe it was my fault for posting at all

[crab-counter]

could you imagine if cum had pulp

Straining it through my mustache like bad homebrew mead

hey i think we maybe went a little far in some places, maybe it was my fault for posting at all

c r a b

crab count - 1

i wonder if you could make mead out of crabs

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[crab-counter]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

c r a b c r a b

crab count - 2

hes gone.

[boccher]

throw it back my scarab

[crab-counter]

throw it back my scarab

c r a b

crab count - 1

damn the scarab is thick

[rnismatch]

My scarab left me

[crab-counter]

My scarab left me

c r a b

crab count - 1

phew its gone

[bish0ps]

come back my scarab

[crab-counter]

come back my scarab

c r a b

crab count - 1

oh shit its comin-

[noelle-ism]

Your boobs are scary AF

[noelle-ism]

Your ass give me the heebie jeebies 😣😖 sorry

[crab-counter]

Your boobs are scary AF

Your ass give me the heebie jeebies 😣😖 sorry

c r a b

crab count - 1

your crab give me the heebie jeebies

[dear-ao3]

hit it like rom pom pom pom i dont know the rest of the fucking words

[dear-ao3]

yeah thats probably the next line

[crab-counter]

hit it like rom pom pom pom i dont know the rest of the fucking words

yeah thats probably the next line

c r a b

crab count - 1

C R A B S G O

you can take my crabs and go