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Not today Justin
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we're not kids anymore.
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@crab-extrasalty
I really enjoy when these "man-of-the-people" politicians prove they haven't done manual labor a day in their lives.
Everyman Ted Cruz showing off the painting skills he learned at Princeton and Harvard.
I believe this paint color is "Jism White." Not quite a match, but I'm sure he was in a hurry to stage a political stunt erase the sullying of his friend's name.
Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa
ava <- woman's name
bvb <- unknown, dangerous
cvc <- i get my prescritions from there :)
dvd <- movies
eve <- woman's name
that's all i know. sorry
fvf <- clown owl
gvg <- goblins vs gnomes
hvh <- unknown, dangerous
ivi <- sounds like ivy, woman's name
jvj <- tusked animal
and that that's all i know
kvk <- unknown, dangerous
lvl <- level
mvm <- tf2 mode
nvn <- sad bird
ovo <- inquisitive bird
and that's all i know. sorry
pvp <- player versus player
qvq <- crying bird
rvr <- unclear, potential threat, perhaps a lenny face?
svs <- unknown, dangerous
tvt <- tusked animal in mime makeup
uvu <- bird uwu
And thats all I know. Sorry
vvv <- stalactites
wvw <- more stalactites
xvx <- dead bird looking at you
zvz <- unknown, extremely dangerous
and that's all that is known. Sorry
i,m learning so much
Some rules in society are so-called "idiot rules" that are only in place for idiots. The Thing You're Not Supposed To Do can be done safely, but since an idiot can't do it, they have to officially prohibit it from everyone. And if you do fuck it up and end up eating shit, you're best off dusting yourself off, hoping that nobody saw you, and never tell anyone that you even tried, so they won't find out that you're an idiot.
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
Dont stop talk about palestine 📣📣🇵🇸
The thing about the fall of the Roman Empire is that nobody fully agrees on when it fell so I choose to take the most hilarious position which is that it never fell actually and we’re all still living in it.
Empire splits into western and eastern half, establishing that Rome can exist in many different pieces and still be Rome
Western half gets conquered by barbarians but still keeps doing Roman stuff and speaking Latin
Roman institutions don’t just end but slowly transition into medieval ones and Roman culture continues to influence most of Europe
Latin evolved into a bunch of languages and inserts itself into English also
The French, English, Portuguese, and Spanish all take over the world often feeling like they’re the inheritors of the legacy of Rome as they’re doing it
Everyone wants to be the new Rome
The United States independence movement starts a trend of modern democracies taking loose inspiration from the institutions of the Roman republic, even taking the idea of senators from them
Many modern democracies including the US and Canada get hyper expansionist Roman republic style
The eastern half of the Roman Empire continued to keep being the Roman Empire for another thousand years
When the Ottoman Empire finally takes over Constantinople they act like they’re inheriting the Roman Empire
The government of Turkey inherits the responsibilities of the fallen Ottoman Empire
The Catholic Church runs out of Rome as a remnant of a late empire institution
Catholicism becomes the biggest religious organization in the world with influence over world politics even in the modern era with its own micro country and observer seat at the UN
The boundaries of the Roman Empire often include places that were just heavily under the influence of Rome or paid tribute to it
Most countries in existence are allied with or under the protection of at least one country that takes heavy influence from the Roman Empire or the Roman republic or a country with a large Catholic population
Augustus succeeded in taking over the world
We’re all living in Rome
I am not "ignoring my limits" I am full of knighthood it's different I swear
one pet peeve of mine is fantasy novels that hearken to classic high fantasy setting-wise but the characters take this adult swim sort of tone with each other
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
based on a linguistic misunderstanding between me and my wife while in a loud building
putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around
This is brilliant, everyone please listen to it 😂
"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.
"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.
"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.
"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth