I'M A MATCH, SHE'S KEROSENE

call me kerosene. any pronouns. crab brained.

[crabz0ne]

hate to do this but i'm really tight on funds due to my move, emergency vet bill, and the following power outage in pittsburgh, if anyone would be able to even give a couple bucks, it'd go a long way in getting some groceries

paypal is [email protected]

❤️

[crabz0ne]

hey, tacking onto this!!! if you send me any amount, i will do a feral or warrior cats sketch design for you!! unforchies i have to move *again* so i need a little help w that :T

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[anxeious]

[warcraftconceptart]

Overlords of Outland (key art for patch 2.5.2) Artist: Dmitry Prozorov Game: World of Warcraft, TBC Classic (2021)

[glowtech]

whose white babies arw these

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[were--ralph]

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[cheriboms]

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[only-cat-memes]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[ninewheels]

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

[faerynova]

im puttin my fucking clowns up on artfight

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)