𝔹𝕣𝕠!

⌜𝓘𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮❟. 𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮. 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮. Cʀᴀɪɢ Cᴀʜɴ. 𝓔𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓐𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓪. 𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻. 𝓔𝓼𝓽. 07/31/17⌟

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I’m not dead I swear!! I’m just spreading myself a little to thin with my other blogs. BUT IM ALIVE I SWEAR

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craiigcaahn:

“Sounds like a plan bro. I’ll be over just about when?” He let out a soft chuckle, stretching out a little. “But you have to show me your secret.”

“Mmm… between one and three’s your best time, a little closer to three though since Mary will be out to pick them up.” He was already pulling out a little handy dandy date planner to mark it down. “Now, now, you’ll have to work awfully hard for that. I don’t simply kiss and tell.”

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❝Oh don’t worry! I’m ready to work hard!❞ He cheered with a grin. ❝I’ll see you tomorrow Joseph!❞ 

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Craig held back his laughter, watching as the king imitated him with a grin. ❝ Yeah bro! That’s it! ❞

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the king smiled happily for a moment before his features suddenly turned upside-down. “uh, bro? what is a bro?”

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❝A bro is a friend!❞ He mused with a grin. ❝You’re great, you’re my friend, therefore you’re my bro!❞

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                  hope looked up to the handsome face and nodded. she took another long sip. she tried to finish it all at once for him but nearly chocked on it. “wh-who are you?” she coughed.

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❝Don’t choke there.❞ He chuckled softly, looking over at her with a gentle smile. “My name is Craig. Who are you?”

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craiigcaahn:

❝ You doubt my determination, Joseph. If only you let me during college, you’d see the determination I had to get better, for my kids. I doubt my dad card will get taken away.·❞

“I’m kidding, though that does seem to leave an interesting story. You should come over tomorrow when the kids are out and I’ll show you how to do a mean grilled chicken breast.”

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“Sounds like a plan bro. I’ll be over just about when?” He let out a soft chuckle, stretching out a little. “But you have to show me your secret.”

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small vent.

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        ! ! ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ! !

Please LIKE if it’s okay for me send you ask memes, reply to your open starters, and overall interact with you and your character. And please REBLOG if, amongst this, it’s okay to send shippy/smutty asks and to ship with you in general.

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❝ You doubt my determination, Joseph. If only you let me during college, you'd see the determination I had to get better, for my kids. I doubt my dad card will get taken away. ❞

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❝ Of course bro! They don’t call me keg-stand Craig for nothin’ ❞ He chuckled at the others reacting, the corners of his eyes crinkling softly. ❝ I think that was actually the party where I was dubbed that nickname. ❞

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“Hm, That’s pretty impressive.” Robert had never heard anything like that being done before, in all honesty he was amazed. “I have a few nicknames too you know. Asshole, Shithead, the occasional Lazy Bum. I think the most popular one is Dumbass, though. I hear it a lot.” He grinned slightly despite the string of words not being particularity funny. It was all true, with how often he heard those words they may as well be his nicknames.

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Craig paused, looking over at him as he talked. ❝ Well if you want we can try to do something to get you better nicknames. ❞ He suggested with a small smile. ❝ Cause bro, those nicknames need to be empowering, so we've gotta get you one you're super proud of. ❞

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craiigcaahn:

❝ Okay but… I’m not trying to force you to do anything… I’m just not wanting you to get hurt… ❞

❝ Also I did not take them. I don’t want to even touch them. ❞

“Trying to bait me into reconsidering using facts and signs I already know (and show) counts as forcing. What the hell’s up with “not wanting you to get hurt”. The fuck kinda joke is that?“

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❝ Am I not allowed to be concerned? You can do jack shit with what I say but I'm still allowed to be concerned. ❞

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a blank stare.

❝ – i… okay.. i, uh… i did NOT process a single word you just said. maybe… run me through that once more ? ❞

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Craig couldn't help but chuckle at his words. ❝ I said 'Hey bro! You here to do some laps? ❞ He mused gently, gesturing to the large park. ❝ It's a good place to run and blow off some steam. ❞ He explained with a hum.

❝ Are you new here? I don't recognize you. ❞

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craiigcaahn replied to your post

*don’t mind craig having a nosebleed this is fine nothing to see here*

*winks at the other man.* You’re lookin’ a little hot yourself Craig. Come out an’ let me getcha a li’l wet.

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nope nope nope nope nope. 

Craig waved over at him and blushed softly looking to the side. ❝ Uh- I- Yes? ❞ He asked curiously. ❝ I-I’m uh- ❞

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He turns the hose full on the other man, hitting him with the cold spray. Dresdaen’s laughter echoes in the quiet neighborhood, turning the spray back onto himself.

“Too damn hot, am I right?”

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Craig almost fell back, laughing a little at his actions. ❝ Dude! This is my favourite shirt! ❞ He whined with a soft chuckle. He ran a hand through his hair, pulling off his shirt with a smirk.

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He sprays him again, grinning playfully. “Yeah? Ya look better with it off.” Dresdaen tells him, watching Craig with amused eyes.

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❝ Bor, I will bench press you. ❞ He threatened, rushing over and taking the hose. ❝ This is mine now~ ❞ He smirked, keeping the hose on him.

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“Please! I could bench you.” Dresdaen laughed, fighting through the stream to grab onto warm slick muscles. With a groan, he hauled Craig to the ground with the hose between them, the older man straddling Cahn to try and wrestle the hose from his grip.

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❝ Shit!  ❞ He chuckled, fighting back and quickly shifting so he was straddling Dresdaen and spraying him with the hose. ❝ Bench press me huh? That's funny bro! ❞

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He chuckled softly. ❝ Great! I guess I'll see you then! ❞ He cheered softly, holding up River's arm and waving goodbye.

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The little child strapped to Craig's chest cooed gently at the girl, waving her arm a little. Craig couldn't help but chuckle and rub her head affectionately. His eyes shifted back over to the teacher with a shy grin. ❝ It really does mean a lot. They don't really have a mother figure in their life while they stay with me, which is most the time... ❞

He looked to the side again, hand nervously rubbing the back of his neck. ❝ So thank you, they really really look up to you. ❞ He chuckled, stretching a little in hopes to loose his nerves.

The kids seemed to be getting more anxiously excited and Craig finally took in account the time. ❝ Well I guess I should let you go to make sure everything is set up. ❞ He hummed gently, smiling and giving a soft wave before walking away to get a good seat.

If I don’t reply or I take ages to:

It’s drafted

My mood doesn’t fit

I’m trying to equal your perfection

I’m brain-dead

I lost the reply

I’m easily distracted by something else

All/some of the above

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my dumb ass is making another blog / adding new muses

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Dream Daddy kids PT1

(Free to use, pls cred me if u do!)

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What I say: I am a ship whore

What I mean: I am always open to the possibility of ships happening and developing while two characters are fleshing out their relationship, but I do not immediately ship things because dynamics can change as muses interact. However, if someone were to IM me about a ship, I would 100% be on board to discuss the possibilities of it happening, how that would come about, and what other fun we could have- including angst.