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[discovery72-deactivated20250801]

this thread is so worth checking out - it’s actually pretty frightening how perfectly he mimics the language and tone of right wing/conservatives or basically the entire White House right now.

[james-silvercat]

When you perfect satire to the point were it could pass as the original

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[allaboardtheloonyexpress]

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

A feel-good gif set

[space-feminist]

i’ve met Uncle Sam multiple times (the man helping trump in the first gif is his owner, and he travels around and gives presentations about birds of prey) and so i always find this super funny when it goes around because:

a) his owner was a bit too eager to tell us about meeting trump, but he also explained another thing that trump did wrong, which is that in the second gif, he approaches Uncle Sam from his blind side. naturally, Uncle Sam was startled and lashed out.

b) trump called him a “very dangerous bird”, but Uncle Sam is a rehabilitated bird who’s blind in one eye and has a bad wing, and he’s regularly included in nature presentations attended by children. i met him as a child. children are allowed to walk up to him as long as they don’t touch him because he’s a chill old bird who’s used to it.

the president of the united states is less respectful to an old harmless bird than a bunch of CHILDREN

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[seekingsakina]

“My classmates and I organized this photoshoot last year aware of a continued need to expand the broader narrative of how society and the media portray Black people in the US and around the world. These gentlemen in the photo are some of the most accomplished people you can meet, even at such young ages. Still, other people can look at this picture and only see gang members. These types of issues were part of my motivation to pursue a law degree. We will continue to speak up and speak out. We can’t afford to be silent.” 

— Daniel Oyolu (JD Candidate at Harvard Law)

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[catholicboysdetention]

[alexusfiles-deactivated20231119]

😂🤣

[youtuder]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mobrienorwhatever]

Michael Brown Jr. (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014)

[ratchetmessreturns]

[igmakeup]

[wolftyla]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jturn]

that little booty hole

[taak0tuesdays-deactivated202108]

[smkesumntrck]

I feel like @tarynel is responsible

[tarynel]

I been chilling lately lmao dont do me like dis

[pumpkinmcqueen]

I don’t see @tarynel on my dash often but when I do it’s about bootyholes

[swagintherain]

[rummagingthoughts]

😂that Kelly Rowland pic

[goldnpoc]

BITCH THAT NOT KELLY ROWLAND 💀

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

This post is a mess from start to finish

[grannypantiesnchill]

My dumbass was looking for Kelly Rowland 😩

[m-nasssty]

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

And not a damn lie was told.

[westafricanbaby]

FACTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[molothoo]

The Good Sis Angela never told a lie

[dreamyblackchild]

ANGELA SAID IT