You Do You

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[fairycosmos]

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

[silverpolish]

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

[redbuddi]

[thedankmemes]

[gaycop]

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

[gaycop]

[thedankmemes]

[catchymemes]

[heyitsphoenixx]

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

[catchymemes]

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

[milfbro]

next year they should add a category for the audience to vote on to elect someone to get punched in the face on stage

[waluiqi]

i think im so stressed to the point where i dont even feel stressed anymore im just waiting for everything to collapse in on itself and i stopped caring

[kingfucko]

do you remember how loud computers used to be

like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[funnytwittertweets]

[faggottt]

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry