[ozempicofficial]

[pavitraprabhakars]

just did a hit of pillow and blanky

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[motherofcatsandmess]

Bonus Shen

[sportsandlaughs]

[lamignonette]

[muttboy-rambling]

[leatherfag]

[Image ID: Lighter which reads “Kiss the hand that hits you” on one side, and “Lick the boot that kicks you” on the other.]

[dogpuppy]

[loafpile]

sexting is so fuckin stupid like why is my dick hard over some sigils on my clay tablet ?

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

bdsm scene where I’m a subway worker and I get your sandwich wrong 6 times in a row (in a dom way)

[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[brown-forking-weed]

healthy homemade marlboro red recipe no sugar added

[theweight]

bringing my pet puddle of gasoline to the smoking area of the club

[bloodsadx]

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[delmondo]