cinnamon-snails

[nyanletnest]

looks at you cutely

[comradesaucegay]

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

[comradesaucegay]

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[toastbutteregg]

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[edenemy-art]

If it's not too late for a codywan suggestion, maybe a lightsaber hand-off?

yes, a very normal, non-homoerotic lightsaber handoff with my superior officer who i'm definitely not in love with

[mistycatt]

wholesome codywan

I love how when they’re together obi wan doesn’t feel the need to be so serious and acts a lot sillier and smiles a lot more :-)

[ddeck]

i bet he was the cool uncle

[edenemy-art]

art block saved by sexy commander cody everyone say "thank you sexy commander cody"

[edenemy-art]

yall are gonna go feral over my cody sticker once he’s done i can smell it

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[animentality]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK Shore Leave | S01 E15

[miyudeesper]

what the hell is Jim doing in the new SNW episode man...

[genderkoolaid]

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

[genderkoolaid]

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

[genderkoolaid]

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

[genderkoolaid]

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck