cinnamon-snails

[fuck-customers]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[dontbelasagnax]

found this in my tumblr drafts??????? no idea when it's from. zero recollection of drawing this

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[roseunspindle]

A world where you have a special animal soul companion, you get them at like...age five. Your parents take you for the ceremony. Since they are super magical they can change size so...larger sized animals can shrink so no one has to figure out how to like in an apartment with like...an elephant.

Find out your companion here *jazz hands*

Do you love them? Do you hate them?

How would your parents react to your new bestie?

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[fillher-url]

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[ominouspuff]

A storybook ending (but only the one page)

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[ozempicofficial]

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[segamascott]

[the-frog-blog]

How it feels to get white wine drunk

[vergess]

I miss when people differentiated between "gender neutral" and "nonbinary" in terms of language.

Like. Today, the efforts to make language more inclusive are super focused on being inclusive of nonbinary people, instead of being neutral on the subject of gender entirely.

It's the difference between "Guys, gals and nonbinary pals" and "What's up, everypony?" you know?

The difference between "men, women, and enben" and "people."