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happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

#MAJOR

despazito

His little pony...

byjove

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

byjove

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

byjove

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

byjove

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

femmmie

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

lucisthings6

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

polyamorousmood

#my grandparents divorced way way wayyy back in the day and both remarried and never interacted again and nothing about that was crazy EXCEPT #i guess they both really wanted to house and wanted it SO INTENSELY that #and i dont know which is the original #one of them had a full replica constructed #and they were decorated completely different but you can literally just tell the bones are the same #the only thing keeping that marriage together for any period of time was 60s sensibilities and The Most Wonderful Home In The World

maelwife

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

#i almost always follow street lights (unless there are literally no cars in the vicinity) but if i see someone start to jaywalk #i compulsively follow them like wtf is that. i guess we're both getting hit by a car is what MY brain wants

moonshynecybin

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

moonshynecybin

#i have had uhhh 2 ✌️and 1 i was only tangential to

dogpuppy

dude i need that vid of DJ kaled getting lost at sea w his jet ski my friends and family don't believe me when i say it happened

3000s

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

dogpuppy

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

dogpuppy

#bodies bodies bodies after they kill off pete davidson and The Other One

dogpuppy

#where my creamers at #bro either eat vegetables and shit my brains out or over-consume dairy products and shit my brains out what is the difference

basilhallwardmybeloved

One day dr mel king is gonna get a masc haircut and it’s gonna be over for everyone

#the pitt #what will YOU do when she gets an undercut. where will you be

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