tony stark

20 | trans | future paralegal | geek | vegetarian | in recovery

[reverso]

[madmadamemimble]

[pinkmanthedog]

I took Bitsy to a fancy pet food store today and she turned her nose up at a sample of their gluten-free/organic/virgin-blessed/Kosher-certified/$150-a-bag dog food then immediately ate a beetle off the floor

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[hauntedthief]

Epithets

Doctor Who | Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, and Donna Noble

(inspiration)

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[rizaoftheowls]

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

[sphinxofgrease]

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[devon-aoki]

im still fingering things out about myself :)

[todayilearnedthat]

TIL that you can put peanuts in water and get peanjt watwr amd the..qhrnuou drinkg iut yoh tuen otut fo hevab dde alenarh fjgn hou jusyr corubsdoohd

[todayilearnedthat]

Oh sorry guys! Slight error typo here, this should read: alenarh fjgn hou jusyr corubsdos.

[todayilearnedthat]

Apologies again, it should be read

[todayilearnedthat]

Oh dear! Turns out this should not have been read at all.

[vendetta06]

are you a bad at math gay, bad at sports gay, or doesn’t know shit about cars gay?

[davepetasprites]

[peejsterm-deactivated20180120]

honestly fuck yoshi

[chenginerd]

[butterbearcafe]

>:V            :|

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

[old-songs]

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

[whitepeopletwitter]

[figmentera]

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

[korra]

awkward how reassuring i find this

[womensstudiesofficial-deactivat]

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

[vickorano]

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

[askclint]

Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

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