What The Hell Bro

Molly. Bi. 25 . Canada. Formerly @jaded-faces Uhhh.. How the hell do you get people to talk to you here??

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[thememedaddy]

[egberts]

parks closing at night for no reason other than to stop homeless people from having a covered place to sleep is high key insidious as fuck. what do you mean it's closed?? it's the outdoors

[thememedaddy]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[creekfiend]

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

[theconcealedweapon]

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[redtheroom]

This is beautiful but also horror

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[theflurgler]

[despazito]

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

[lady-raziel]

and this, my friends, would be why media literacy and contextual awareness are crucial skills to being alive, as otherwise you might claim to really love a book despite never reading or understanding it and thus create the False Golden Idol from the famous tale “Don’t Create False Golden Idols” without understanding The Consequences

[witchofthegermanforest]

I might be Pagan but the abrahamic God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. Come on cloud man

[apricops]

you couldn’t put this shit in a black mirror episode it would get laughed out of the room for being too corny it’s a golden goat idol wrapped in fake money this is giving me a nosebleed

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

This is so viscerally pathetic it’s almost impressive. Yes it’s a fascist move but that doesn’t make it any less pathetic

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[marinella-ela]

[drtanner]

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

[ihaveashrinkray]

[mikkeneko]