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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS ITâS 3AM IâM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP
#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
It all came out over dumplings, as it should.
Style consistency went straight out the window, but I like it. My sister taught me that anything that makes you laugh is worth spending time on.
Bonus:
I realize some of you havenât seen this with the little coda. And yes, Crowley does take a bite of the dumpling!
FUTURISTIC POTTERY BYÂ TAKURO KUWATA
âI know what you smell likeâ [silently mouthing: you do?]
hereâs an eyeful!! Feel free to take a gander at joyyangart.com/shop for prints & heart buttons :>
Hereâs HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year! Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3
Very curious doggo
Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.
TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD
Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and
IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
#like that little cage is gonna help ya
Theyre so. Honest
idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon
As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. Iâm pretty sure itâs the only reason he was hired.
You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television
This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao
for @newscientist https://www.instagram.com/p/B3mjVJFn-TW/?igshid=84xqmma3s2no
How Many Fish
wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?
a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out
max garcia here gets it
www.instagram.com/kocopaly/
!!!!!!
Meanwhile, back at the planetarium:
My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.
Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo
Iâm about 90% sure the economy is never gonna âimproveâÂ
this is capitalism in itâs final form
this is it honeyÂ
except, you know, those companies that do a charitable thing for every thing they sell
thatâs kinda new and interesting. benevolent capitalism
Pay attention, class: This is what it looks like when one is unwilling to consider new information.
Itâs not new information, though. Itâs misinformation.
First, itâs not that new.
Did you know that there was a time in U.S. historyâwhich is by definition recent historyâwhen a corporation was generally intended to have some sort of public interest that they served? I mean, thatâs the whole point of allowing corporations to form. Corporations are recognized by the commonwealth or state, and this recognition is not a right but a privilege, in exchange for which the state (representing the people) is allowed to ask, âSo what does this do for everyone else?â
The way the economy is now is a direct result of a shift away from this thinking and to one where a corporation is an entity unto itself whose first, last, and only concern is an ever-increasing stream of profits. What youâre calling âbenevolent capitalismâ isnât benevolent at all. Itâs a pure profit/loss calculation designed to distract fromânot even paper over or stick a band-aid onâthe problems capitalism creates. And the fact that youâre here championing it as âbenevolent capitalismâ is a sign of how ell itâs working.
Letâs take Toms, as one example. The shoe thatâs a cause. Buy a pair of trendy shoes, and a pair of trendy shoes will be given away to someone somewhere in the world who canât afford them.
Thatâs not genuine benevolence. Thatâs selling you, the consumer, on the idea that you can be benevolent by buying shoes, that the act of purchasing these shoes is an act of charity. The reality is that their model is an inefficient means of addressing the problems on the ground that shoelessness represents, and severely disrupts the local economies of the locations selected for benevolence.
(Imagine what it does to the local shoemakers, for instance.)
The supposed act of charity is just a value add to convince you to spend your money on these shoes instead of some other shoes. Itâs no different than putting a prize in a box of cereal.
Heck, you want to see how malevolent this is?
Go ask a multinational corporation that makes shoes or other garments to double the wages of their workers. Theyâll tell you they canât afford it, that itâs not possible, that consumers wonât stand for it, that youâll drive them out of business and then no one will have wages.
But the fact that a company can give away one item for every item sold shows you what a lie this is. A one-for-one giving model represents double the cost of labor and materials for each unit that is sold for revenue. Doubling wages would only double the labor.
So why are companies willing to give their products away (and throw them away, destroy unused industry with bleach and razors to render them unsalvageable, et cetera) but theyâre not willing to pay their workers more?
Because capitalism is the opposite of benevolence.
âCharityâ is by definition exemplary, above and beyond, extraordinary, extra. âCharityâ is not something that people are entitled to. You give people a shirt or shoes or some food and call it charity, and youâre setting up an expectation that you can and will control the stream of largesse in the future, and anything and everything you give should be considered a boon from on high.
On the other hand, once you start paying your workers a higher wage, youâre creating an expectation. Youâre admitting that their labor is more valuable to you than you were previously willing to admit, and itâs hard to walk that back.
Plus, when people have enough money for their basic needs, theyâre smarter and stronger and warier and more comfortable with pushing back instead of being steamrolled over. They have time and money to pursue education. They can save money up and maybe move away. They can escape from the system that depends on a steady flow of forced or near-forced labor.
So companies will do charitable âbuy one, give oneâ and marketing âbuy one, get oneâ even though these things by definition double the overhead per unit, but they wonât do anything that makes a lasting difference in the standard of living for the people.
Capitalism has redefined the world so that the baseline of ethics is âHow much money can we make?â and every little good deed over and above that is saintly.
But thereâs nothing benevolent about throwing a scrap of bread to someone whoâs starving in a ditch because you ran them out of their home in the first place.
This is one of the best anti-capitalist posts on the entire site.
âThereâs a cure?!â asked the girl that kills everything she touches. âHey shut up weâre perfâ replied the girl that makes clouds.Â
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. âMakes clouds my assâ she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and thatâs how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
âFinally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!â decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.
âThere is no cure,â said Johnny Five-Dicks. âThereâs nothing wrong with us.â
The last comment literally always cracks me up
The X-Men are an extremely good metaphor for oppressed minorities until they are suddenly an extremely terrible metaphor for oppressed minorities.
The scale on which the first reply misses the point literally never ceases to awe me.
I gotta say, though, this is a place where the X-men are being a good metaphor for oppressed minorities. Specifically, in this case, the disabled community.
âYay, thereâs a cure!â says the girl with depression. âCure for what, motherfucker, Iâm not sick,â says the person with autism.
âYay, thereâs a cure!â I say, with my fibromyalgia and random bad pain days. âYes, because itâs easier to talk about eliminating us than talk about teaching sign language in school,â says the Deaf person. ââCureâ is violent rhetoric.â
The problem is, of course, that a vast number of things have been aggregated under the label of âdisability,â and many of them donât even resemble each other. Depression sucks in an objective fashion, whereas autism is just a way of being (which, like many ways of being, may suck at some times, and generally sucks worse when not accommodated). Similar deal with chronic pain versus the Deaf community. These things really should not be grouped together, but they are. And since they are grouped so haphazardly, they will often be at cross-purposes.
It is ridiculous, in the X-men universe, to classify all âmutantsâ as one group. You have ridiculously powerful people with little downside, you have powerful people with a major downside, you have people with very limited powers but few drawbacks, you have people with limited powers and massive drawbacks, and thatâs not even getting into other divisions, like whether you look like a baseline human all the time, part of the time, or none of the time. âRealistically,â if you can apply that word to a fantasy universe, Storm and Rogue belong to completely different minorities which should require completely different approaches. But society has grouped them under one umbrella, or forced them to group themselves for self-protection, and thus you have conversations like the one above.
So itâs actually not a bad take. Mind you, the X-men have had bad takes, and will do so again, and Iâm skeptical about whether âpowersâ of any kind even work for a metaphor about minority representationâbut this particular vignette has something useful to say.