chutiye maslay

CBG. She/her. Adult. 18+ only please. Thumper Rule. I do not support JKR. Yes I've been out of the HP fandom, no please don't message me about HP.

[erotisation]

good morning miserable women with mental problems

[enthyrea]

ryland’s best friend

[thememedaddy]

[dethpicablewabbit]

[impormable]

a crucial observation from my lifelong friend

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]

[enchantedbook]

'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).

[p0pp3t]

‘The Centaur Playing With Her Child’ by Otto Soltau (1885-1915)

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[tonysaintborgi]

cash or octopus

cash

octopus

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[vintage-tigre]

The lifecycle of a cherry

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[maruti-bitamin]

summer rain

watercolour on arches

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage