I still believe in heroes.
this. this is how you make a goddamn gifset.
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@crazystarlady
I still believe in heroes.
this. this is how you make a goddamn gifset.
wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
Beautiful madness
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Some heros wear capes
I… have only seen this in screenshots.
My eyes have been blessed with the legendary Lesbian Overlord™ post
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES]
THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
wE’RE ENTERING WARP DRIVE
PUNCH IT, CHEWIE
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy--
Anybody else get this??
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@cathobs
I lost it at "I have fired the horse catcher." My college roommate and I can recite all 3 of his Netflix specials... Good times!
Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump
I was almost just too lazy to reblog but I scrolled back to do this
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
Your name sounds like an episode title for Phineas and Ferb
I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this
when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework
IT’S BACK
tumblr, except it’s a functional website
I KNOW ITS A LOT
THE HAIR, THE BOD
It took me a hot minute, but....
Well executed.
My boyfriend and I are dressing up for Halloween
But hes still asleep so I went downstairs in my Betty-Cooper-at-River-Vixen-practice costume but I go to university on a mountain so its 39°F here so I wore my boo's (ha, ha) Archie Andrews Letterman's jacket and it's way too big for me but that's ok anyways I went down to the dining hall and the head manager who has the same name as me saw me and my roommate who is dressed as a koala and started cheering because she was so happy this is adulting I love it
Also my roommate is carrying around her boyfriends costume because he is a eucalyptus tree but she made his costume
Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing
This is a gift to humankind
mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
I live in oregon and this is accurate
Psych: A Summary
Halloween Prompts
Because as a spooky bitch, I love spooky things.
I told you guys I’d do something fun for October though! Since I slacked so incredibly on those drabbles, I thought I’d make it up to you guys and post this list! So feel free to request these (multiple numbers will be accepted) with a Star Wars character (or the Solo triplets) and I will gladly fill your request!
Trick-or-Treat and Costume Themed:
1. “We should do a couples costume.”
2. “Who ate all my candy?!!”
3. “You’re too old to go trick-or-treating.”
4. “What God-awful demon possessed you to wear that?”
5. “I know the neighborhood by heart, which also means I know exactly which houses give out the King Size bars.”
6. “That costume really is convincing. You might terrify a few too many children.”
7. “I hate costumes, just get me a shirt.”
8. “I will dress up as literally anything else, but don’t make me wear this..”
9. “Look, I dressed up as you.”
10. “Oh we’re going all the way around. I want this sack to be filled to the brim with sugar.”
11. “Well, they were out of mens costumes so…”
12. “And…what are you supposed to be?”
13. “I thought you agreed I should wear this costume to the party tonight?” “Oh I agreed to you wearing it tonight, but I had no party in mind”
14. “Shit we’re out of candy, and those kids are on their way.”
15. “Come on, just let me scare a few trick-or-treaters.” “You’re going to horrify them!” “It’ll build character.”
Paranormal:
16. ”If you say let’s split up, I swear to God.”
17. “Did you hear that?”
18. “I swear I saw that move!“
19. “Hey, this isn’t funny.”
20. “We shouldn’t be in here.”
21. “Oh my gaud, I think the crystal ball is working. The spirits are telling me you’re a dumbass.”
22. “Anybody else notice the small child staring at us?”
23. “The house is not haunted.”
24. “Why are you so determined to see this ghost anyway?”
25. “Why the hell did you bring a ouija board? You know how I feel about that shit.”
26. “I dare you to go down there.”
27. “Mmm, I appreciated that little murmuring you did in my ear.” “….That wasn’t me.”
28. “Is it just me or did it just get really cold in here?”
29. “That wasn’t there before.”
Monsters:
30. “H-holy shit, why-why is there no reflection?”
31. “The moon looks beautiful tonight.”
32. “What are you?!”
33. “No, don’t come any closer!!“
34. “Take off that mask….that is a mask right?”
35. “I thought I saw…nevermind.”
36. “I am centuries old. You need to do more than that to get rid of me.”
37. “Just one bite.”
38. “HOLY MOTHERF- IT BIT ME!”
39. “Lock the doors!”
40. “What’s that in the water?”
41. “We aren’t all that bad.”
42. “No! I can’t shoot you!”
43. “Do you know what I am?”
44. “You look good enough to eat.”
45. “You humans are always so gullible.”
46. “Nobody’s ever gotten past that cove.” “Why?” “Have you not heard the tale?”
47. “I thought I was the only one.”
48. “Would you like to join me?”
49. “…Sarcophagus’ aren’t supposed to open…right?”
50. “What the hell is it doing?”
51. “Get away from me!!”
52. “I suppose my secret’s out.”
53. “Don’t go out there. Especially once the sun goes down.” “Why not?” “You don’t wanna know.”
54. “Come closer.”
55. ”I just want to be normal again.”
Other:
56. “Trust no one tonight.”
57. “What are you doing out here?”
58. “Making out in a graveyard?”
59. “Did you seriously injure yourself carving a pumpkin?”
60. “There are some things about Halloween you don’t understand.”
61. “He’s gonna get you! He’s gonna get you!!”
62. “Humans are idiots.”
63. “I’m the tall dark stranger your parents warned you about.”
64. “How did you do that?”
65. “Why don’t you just take your broomstick and shove it?”
66. “You did this!!”
67. “This is disgusting.”
68. “There will be a lot of screaming tonight.”
69. “Can’t you like wiggle your nose or something and everything works out?”
70. “I hate Halloween.”
71. “I’m scared.”
72. “If you can’t wake up from the nightmare, maybe you’re not asleep.”
73. “Do you think keeping your eyes shut will keep you safe?”
74. “You don’t feel it yet…but you will. Soon.”
75. “What did you do to me?!”
76. “Somebody’s watching us.”
77. “The legend said it only goes after virgins…so sucks for you I guess.”
78. “Y-your eyes, what’s happening to your eyes?”
79. “Feed me.”
80. “I just found out my best friend and love of my life isn’t human and you’re criticizing me for being shocked?!”
Send me a prompt with a character ❤️ and if you have a plot; even better!