CrazyWithAPen

I'm Lauren, obsessed with all things fairytale and theatre related. I paint, draw and write and that's about it! Freelance Stage Manager

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[anxietyproblem]

[beardedmrbean]

Outsmarted by an orange cat, how embarrassing

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s been 6 years since the zombie apocalypse started, thousands die weekly, but society hasn’t changed much. Your local news tracks zombie migration. An armored school bus picks kids up every morning. Your local walmart just installed a fancy new bio-scanner. And you still need to go to work.

[official-drpeaches]

[funnytwittertweets]

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

[soupcowboy]

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

[duamuteffe]

Hello, I am old and thus have a large amount of past self to think/have thought about, and I’d like you to know that your future self is looking back on your past self with mingled love and sorrow and compassion, because they know how hard you were trying and how difficult the going was. Your future self wishes they could give you a hug and tell you to keep at it. Your future self wishes they could spare you the pain of hating yourself when they know that you are trying the best you can. Your future self isn’t mad. Your future self forgives you and would like you to take as good care of yourself as you can.

[lastvalyrian]

It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, a movie released in 2001, has scenes that are in extreme darkness (like the giant squid fight at the gates of Moria) and I can still easily tell what is going on. It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, which once again is from the year 2001, has quiet dialogue scenes and loud action scenes and yet I do not constantly have to mess with the volume to hear what is being said and avoid having my ears blown out, respectively. Why is this remarkable again

[quillsand]

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[butchmachine]

Here’s the link, yall

https://youtu.be/CEGn_xrdg6U

Gary Cook has more videos and only 1k subscribers. Give him some love!

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[titimylove]

REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤

[eyeofthestorm888]

Khim face!

[aangarchy]

Yea I don't really remember the words but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEEELLLL

[turing-tested]

[kinglyqueenie]

[chandlebing]

THE GOOD PLACE (2016 – 2020)

“You asked me where my hope comes from. That’s your answer.” — Michael

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[toastbutteregg]

i think its because in college, youre surrounded by a variety of people with same interests and if the first person doesnt work out then its cool. youre matured enough to leave the friendship to find another person 

unlike high school where youre surrounded by the same 30 people in the same room for four whole years and youre just forced to find someone to sit with during lunch 

[lilyinwaiting]

Zine I made in December and forgot to upload here! Some thoughts about myself in elementary school.