the most ridiculous creature ever
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the most ridiculous creature ever
coyote pngs? Or just brown canine stuff would be great i love all your posts sm
Coyote pngs
you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.
i sound like fucking patrick bateman
nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone's dashboard
I went to scammer island and we all agreed we hate your pussy lmao
There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
her pussy kafkaesque the way it has me buggin
I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY
Least eventful gender reveal of all time
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
*chanting into mirror* they try to make me survive like george but i live like kramer.i live like kramer. i live like kramer
The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
The lion will never financially recover from this
String identified: T t cc t t t a acct aac a tt tat cag T aca c t
Closest match: Mirounga angustirostris NUBP iron-sulfur cluster assembly factor 1, cytosolic (NUBP1), transcript variant X4, mRNA Common name: Northern Elephant Seal
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The northern elephant seal does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
buy my nothing
I treat this like my own jeremy renner app