Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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shark vs the universe
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The Stonewall Inn
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#extradirty
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.
waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?
ASK ME
reblog if it's okay to send you a nude
when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe
My zootyhole when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out
Top ten worst anime tiddies
just off the top of my head
Seems appropriate this evening
The Original 151
i’ve never seen anyone shred like this before!!!
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a fucking mongus?
AMONGUS
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Hey Tumblr, what the fuck????
i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly
Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR
The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME
just the first chord of bennie and the jets over and over (108 times)
if elton john smashes my head over a piano 108 times do NOT prosecute him. he caught ME slippin. that is on ME
This is an alarm
containment breach! i’m struttin’
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..
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100 NSFW Asks (a shy guy's world mlm edition)
I mixed nsfw ask games I found online together and filled the holes with some of my own questions. Everyone who asks off anon can get a free nude (dick or hole). This generousity is a result of me reaching the 1500 followers mark. (Yay! \o/) This offer ends on sunday, 06.09.2020. Let’s begin!
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: When you lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
3: Do you like rough sex or soft sex?
4: What was the weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: What’s your favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Are you a top, a bottom or verse?
8: Do you prefer sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text or picture?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: What was the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: Name a song you’d listen to during hard, rough or kinky sex.
17: Name a song you’d listen to during soft, slow or passionate sex.
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: When was the last time you masturbated?
21: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
22: Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
23: Do you like using sex toys?
24: How many different men have you had sex with?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: What is something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Do you prefer early morning sex or late night sex?
28: What’s your favourite body part on men?
29: What is men’s favourite body part on you?
30: Is there something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find?
31: What was the weirdest sexual act someone has performed (or tried to perform) on or with you?
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? If no, would you? If yes, what did you think?
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom?
34: Is there food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?
35: What’s the worst possible time to get horny?
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping?
38: What was the best sexual compliment you ever got?
39: What are your favorite foreplay activities?
40: Would you wear lingerie?
41: Is there a fictional character you would have sex with?
42: Do you have any masturbating pictures or videos of yourself?
43: When was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Would you ever have sex in public?
45: Would you ever have a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch porn?
48: Do you like oral sex?
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you have a sexual fantasy you would never act out?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Do you prefer booty or boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? Why?
60: Have you ever watched someone masturbate?
61: Has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
62: Have you ever seen someone have sex with their permission?
63: Have you ever seen someone have sex without their permission?
64: Have you walked in on someone masturbating or having sex?
65: Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
66: What is your method of masturbation?
67: What is your penis size?
68: What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your ass?
69: When was the last time you masturbated?
70: When was the last time you had sex?
71: When was the last time you watched porn?
72: Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? What was your first sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
73: Are you circumsized?
74: Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
75: Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
76: Do you like reading erotic stories or comics?
77: When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
78: Have you ever had sex with a woman?
79: Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
80: What do you think about group sex?
81: What are your hard limits when it comes to sex?
82: Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
83: Are you into any BDSM?
84: Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?
85: Do you like dirty talk?
86: Are you loud or quiet during sex or masturbation?
87: Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who or what interrupted you?
88: What kind of porn do you like to watch?
89: Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them?
90: Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
91: Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
92: Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
93: Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
94: Do you like dirty talk?
95: Do you like edging?
96: What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
97: Have you ever posted a nude of you on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
98: What’s your favorite porn category?
99: Do you have any kinks or fetishes?
100: Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
Ask away!