The Lunch Club as Lunchables
(for my non-american followers, lunchables are a pre-made, processed lunch in a sealed plastic container. not that good for you, but they taste ok.)
carson
carson just has the vibes that the mini hot dog lunchables gives off. a little cursed, but an original snack in it’s craft. lunchables rating: 3/5
charlie
charlie is the extra cheesy pizza. this lunchables is a classic, and was a common lunch to find in kids’ lunch boxes. plus charlie is also cheesy, like the pizza. lunchables rating: 4/5
cooper
cooper would be the pepperoni pizza lunchables, only because i feel like pepperoni pizza has skater kid energy. lunchables rating 4/5
noah
a lesser-known lunchables variety, but still good. not a lot of people think about noah when they think of the lunch club, but to some, he’s a fan favorite. just like the turkey and american cracker stackers. lunchables rating 2/5 but only bc i dont like turkey. otherwise, it’s a 3/5
ted
the nachos with cheese dip and salsa are a fond memory of childhood. this just seems like a classic ted. flavor combos are cursed cause cheese sauce and salsa shouldn’t taste good mixed, but in this they do. just like ted’s personality between the lunch club videos and his main channel content. lunchables rating 5/5
travis
travis, as the teddy bear of the group can sometimes be chaotic. from personal experience, the kids who ate the chicken dunks lunchables we’re well mannered, but had so much energy built up in their tiny little bodies. travis would be one of those kids. lunchables rating 3/5
jschlatt
the ham and american cracker stackers were my staple lunchables variety growing up. if i wanted a good lunch during third grade, this is what i’d buy from the grocery store. whenever i’m in need of some good, classic laughs, i go straight to schlatt. lunchables rating 6/5, always a favorite.
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i hope you enjoyed my presentation.
yes i know this is a shitpost, i dont care.
