Prose and cons

I hesitate to call myself an actual writer, but I seem to have accumulated an awful lot of words somehow. Here are my stories. I have just completed the following series!: #1: If I Didn't Care #2: When You Come To The End Of The Day #3: Viva New Vegas My main focus is now Canonisation - A Saints Row fic. I'm kind of obsessed with Fallout: New Vegas. I know it's getting old, shut up. hit counter

[zeinfeld]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[unclefather]

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[pandavalkyrie]

I can’t believe Bananaphone is an ANTIFA anthem now

[pandavalkyrie]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

ANTIFA PHONE

BOOP, BOOPA DOOPA BOOP

[animatedtext]

requested by honeyw00ds

[the-real-eye-to-see]

We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

[crimeshetyped]

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

[dynastylnoire]

^^^^^^^

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

White girls are so pathetic

[dollsahoy]

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

[scribble-wizard]

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things. they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian. so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

[kick-neckbeard-ass]

It got better!

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

“I’m only 19…”

91% said NO redemption for you

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

[timesalad]

This post went in 200 different directions

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

[queenrinacat]

Buzzfeed actually frequently breaks stories. Buzzfeed News is legit investigative journalism funded by the rest of Buzzfeed.

[honey-wine-and-time]

BuzzFeed News has been one of the best investigators of online misinformation.

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

[vintagelasvegas]

[vintagelasvegas]

1956 – view of Las Vegas from the tallest building in Nevada

Photos by the father of Michael Scholl from the top of Fremont Hotel, looking south, west, north, and east.

1. South 2nd St. - City Hall, Palace Theatre. 2. Fremont St. - looking west towards Union Pacific Station. 3. Corner of North 1st & Ogden in the foreground 4. Northeast view of the Federal Building (Mob Museum), Steward & 3rd. 5. Further east: 4th & Ogden to Frenchman Mtn. 6. East Fremont St., corner of 4th closest.

[unpatchedglitch]

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

[vintagelasvegas]

Christmas 1961 via The Slides Project

Fremont St & Casino Center Blvd. Wrap-around neon displays at Golden Nugget and Horseshoe Club were both installed earlier in ‘61.  

[rawblink]

Obsidian really just went for the kill didn’t they

[blind3dbylight]

“WE’RE NOT BETHESDA”

[harmonicstupidity]

“WE MADE THE GOOD ONES”

[toddhowardsblog]

[snowelves-deactivated20180225]

im dropping out of art school to become a humble oblivion npc farming the same onion in the middle of the mild cyrodiilic countryside for the rest of my existence  

[thefeelofavideogame]

Jason Schreier found dead tomorrow with a copy of skyrim lodged in his skull

[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s out Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[owainigo]

these go out to every single person who has told me to stop putting politics into fallout games