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starsapphire

kicks a rock. i care about tim drake

doctorwhogifs

moonfallplays-deactivated202501

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

adulthoodisokay

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

batmanisagatewaydrug

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

hecatea

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

crabussy

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

dustisus

the trifecta

animentality

crigby

wish i could participate in unethical scientific experiments (give my dad ritalin just to see what happens)

crigby

i learnt tonight that mum is pretty sure i got it from her. refuses to engage in any experiments.

#i offered her AND my dad drugs and she said it wasn’t worth it #her argument Does have merit but i’m not convinced of my father’s innocence

natalieironside

When I am president I will replace bluetooth .... with bluetick. Yes that's right, under my administration all wireless communication will be facilitated by an expert team of hound dogs. This will create jobs, and strengthen diplomatic ties with Australia

natalieironside

My administration will give the people of Australia whatever support they may need in order to protect Bluey and his yellow wife from the violence of LA-based actor and comedian Lou Wilson

sandersstudies

Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

3liza

this is such a beautiful post it doesn't need my dumb addition, but i can't fit this in the tags. at the archaeological site Dolni Vestonice in the Czech Republic there are a bunch of really really fascinating finds and I'm only going to tell you about one tiny detail of one of the most interesting sites in the world.

at this settlement 20-30,000 years ago there lived a person who appears to have been a sort of sorcerer-grandmother-ceramics artist and her workshop was preserved very well in the sedimentary layers. her hut where she had her kilns was full of little sculptures of animals and people that seem to have been made to explode in the kiln on purpose, we're not sure why but nevermind. the relevant detail is that when you sculpt something with your hands and then fire it, your fingerprints can be preserved in the surface of the clay forever, so we have fingerprints of ancient ceramics artists that have survived for tens of thousands of years. and one of the major artifacts from Dolni Vestonice has a fingerprint on it that is so small it could only have belonged to a child

so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.

longstoryshort-143

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

hyunpic

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

jerkeline

seven-winged-liar

no one can even enjoy The Character anymore on account of the exams

seven-winged-liar

the speed of the reblogs... the trenches...

aropride

year 1 of your bachelors degree is for your ptsd induced psychotic episode. year 2 of your bachelors degree is for listening to my chemical romance. year 3 of your bachelors degree is for da beach. year 4 of your bachelors degree is for watching tv. year 5 of your bachelors degree is for sitting in bed. not sure about year 6 yet but it's looking bleak