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you might know me from: tumblr they/he/whatever, words are made up anyway

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[crinfarr]

can you use reverse psychology next decade please like can we get a post in 2031 that says "man this decade is so boring I wish we could get some action going on"

actually no maybe not i feel like i did that in 2015

[crinfarr]

i think the main difference between cats and dogs is dogs need to be invited to do things with you and cats are that one friend that shows up at your house at 11 pm because your status was "online" and they're bored

[epilepticsaints]

[princealberich]

[prokopetz]

Sometimes I see what is very clearly a kink post intended for small audience of close mutuals cross my dash and I must with great effort restrain myself from reblogging it to explain at length why it would actually be a fantastic premise for a short-form tabletop RPG.

[crinfarr]

It's crazy how 2020 is just like a weather pattern now. Like we have a few days or weeks of comparative normalcy and then all of a sudden there are 14 major world events in the first 6 hours of my Tuesday

[crinfarr]

ADHD got me asking questions like if I were me where would I have put my work badge down 15 minutes ago

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[crinfarr]

United States v. one new jersey man who keeps eating all the bills before they can be ratified

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

[honeysider]

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

[honeysider]

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

[honeysider]

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Big horse.

[honeysider]

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

[crinfarr]

Dishevelled guy stumbling out of the green light district at precisely 2:50 am in full clown makeup having drastically underestimated how impactful his colorblindness would be on his sex life

[crinfarr]

My joints love to get sassy with me when I try to get them to do the literal only thing that they do

[crinfarr]

The "that time will pass anyway" post legitimately altered the course of my life and I don't even know who wrote it

[reachartwork]

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

[reachartwork]

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

[jame7t]

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

[crinfarr]

In my big lab coat straight up bonking some things together

[crinfarr]

No fucking way he made a direct callout

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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