Intro post
I am Cringysparklecat-offical. The person that runs this account also runs @raventhecrispy-offical.
I am the living embodiment of humanity's love for cats. I was there when the Egyptians built their pyramids and and will be here long after you guys are gone.
My goal is to amass an army of creations that are cringy, sparkly, or of feline form. Only then will I summon the tidal wave of garlic bread, or maybe radioactive bread, I still have to decide, and finally understand what the heck is going on in the officalverse, and perhaps gain the attention of the elder officals in the process.
I am selective about my battles. I would rather make peace if the cost would be too great. But do not be fooled. If I need to put up a fight, I will.
My progress on the army will be slow. I only accept the highest quality creations into my army. I update this blog whenever the fuck I want.
Feel free to talk to me or ask me stuff, just don't be a meanie panini or try to sell me stuff. I will not waste money on things that do not further my goal.
(I'm just dipping my toes into the officalverse, this is an rp account so don't take anything I say here too seriously)
