Funky Little Worm

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[crisisciyren]

I'm 23 now and everything's changed oops

[crisisciyren]

tumblr is a hell site but im back

[crisisciyren]

I haven't been on this account and done more than reblog a few things in years what the fuck is up on this hell site

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play it’s not unusual

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussyca

[crisisciyren]

okay what about an au where everything is the same but Gavin bleeds gold. like actual gold.

[i11seeuinhe11]

Ok but like imagine other crews finding out about this before he joins the fahc

He’s constantly getting captured and attacked and tortured for his blood

Which is why he’s not a fighter. He learns to sweet talk, and escape unnoticed, but above all else he learns that fighting is an absolute last resort

And then the crew finds him, or more specifically jack, beaten and bloody after his last escape, and makes it their mission to protect him from that. And he’s skeptical at first. They never hurt him. Never try and get his blood, but he knows they know. He knows when they found him he was bleeding, but they never mention it. Never try and get some of the fortune that runs through his veins. Geoff learns about the skills he developed. Begins offering him work in areas he specialises in. Creates a new identity for him. Gives him protection and a family.

As the crew grows, none of the new members know, it’s jack, Geoff and gavins secret. But eventually he forgets what it was like to fear the world for what he is. But he never forgets what was done to him, and the world learns to fear what he became. What Geoff made him. The world fears the golden boy.

[crisisciyren]

okay what about an au where everything is the same but Gavin bleeds gold. like actual gold.

[samijen]

I read this and I had to draw it

[crisisciyren]

okay what about an au where everything is the same but Gavin bleeds gold. like actual gold.

[samijen]

I read this and I had to draw it

[crisisciyren]

Fake AH Crew Marching Band AU

Geoff - Senior low brass section leader, super chill about everything except not passing off music or scales to the director, the low brass are always the first ones finished passing off, he plays the trombone (and baritone saxophone in jazz band)

Jack - Senior Drum Major but in concert season she plays the oboe, started her 8th grade year before that it was clarinet.

Ryan - Clarinet or flute (just for the shock factor tbh, this big scary guy plays a small instrument and he plays it /well/) OR He’s not actually in marching band, he plays the cello and is always in the band room

Michael - Center Snare, section leader, sophomore with more drive to be perfect than anyone you’ve met which means that they have one of the best drumlines in the city/state

Gavin - Something in Pit, he’s surprisingly coordinated with his hands so he plays marimba/vibes but he’s not coordinated enough to march just yet

Jeremy - alternates between trumpet for marching and concert band and tenor sax for jazz band

Lindsay - Either flagline or she plays quints, or maybe bass, she carries the 35lb one. #BaraMama

Mica - Flagline, loves the costumes and tosses and things. never learned how to play an instrument but she did do ballet for 8 years when she was younger so she uses those skills on the field

Trevor - Probably the fucking tuba, what a nerd. he’s good at it tho.

Caleb - Also plays the Marimbas, new to band, joined as a sophomore, called the band “nurse” because he carries advil and bandages

Matt - In pit with Gavin, plays just about everything, fills in parts when people are missing

Ray - Played the clarinet, left because he was failing a class

[crisisciyren]

okay what about an au where everything is the same but Gavin bleeds gold. like actual gold.

[i11seeuinhe11]

Ok but like imagine other crews finding out about this before he joins the fahc

He’s constantly getting captured and attacked and tortured for his blood

Which is why he’s not a fighter. He learns to sweet talk, and escape unnoticed, but above all else he learns that fighting is an absolute last resort

And then the crew finds him, or more specifically jack, beaten and bloody after his last escape, and makes it their mission to protect him from that. And he’s skeptical at first. They never hurt him. Never try and get his blood, but he knows they know. He knows when they found him he was bleeding, but they never mention it. Never try and get some of the fortune that runs through his veins. Geoff learns about the skills he developed. Begins offering him work in areas he specialises in. Creates a new identity for him. Gives him protection and a family.

As the crew grows, none of the new members know, it’s jack, Geoff and gavins secret. But eventually he forgets what it was like to fear the world for what he is. But he never forgets what was done to him, and the world learns to fear what he became. What Geoff made him. The world fears the golden boy.

[kentparsondailyreminder]

Today is Wednesday, May 10th and Kent Parson deserves love and happiness.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[les8ean]

@shinyhill our next holiday destination

[anditookthepathlesstraveled]

@crisisciyren our new home

[kent-parsons-cowlick]

if you want maybe lardo with some ducklings?

same, Lards

(come prompt me!)

[astrangertomykin]

i realised there was no gender neutral for “my sister from another mister” or “brother from another mother” and so I present to you all “my sib from another crib”

[vethox]

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

Anish Kapoor ♠ Stuart Semple

[felinenthusiast]

the vantablack quadrant

[kishona]

nearly valid troll names

[lizawithazed]

Your name is ANIISH KAPOOR and WOW do you love BLACK, giant beans and HAVING EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THINGS

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Note to my ex.

Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know that one day I will have a body that you will have never touched.

[mieshasmoore-deactivated2021091]

This just made me feel so warm.

[iamfrenchfrie]

thank you.

[bronze-for-birdy]

Important especially for victims of abuse, remember your body is yours and it heals in more ways than you realize.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

^^^^^

[bisexualandcaffeinated]

I reblog this every time I see it because every time, I’m a little more me and a little less you.

[snazzy-lester-blog]

ok so there was this post talking about how boys love flowers too and no one ever gets them any or like cares,, SO we were doing awkward icebreakers in class and i decided to ask the guy next to me what his favorite flower was (half expecting him to say wut idk??) and he looked at me with a huge smile and said sunflowers and i think we should all just raise awareness that boys like flowers too

[crossedkeys-archive-deactivated]

I work at a flower stand and we probably get as much men buying flowers for themselves as women I remember one elderly man coming in, taking one look at the sunflowers and saying “they’re all smiling!” my heart

[not-used-to-being-normal]

A petition to make a day to give men a flower