Crispaaay

Jessica, 21, French and Togolese, currently living in France. Studying maths and computer science. Obsessed about all sorts of things. What else... my mother did not got me tested so I might be crazy.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Fake Confidence

1. Hold your head high, and look others in the eye

2. Smile

3. Stop apologizing

4. Relax and be quick to laugh at yourself (but not at others!)

5. Dress in a way that indicates you have self worth

6. Use good manners (like saying please and thank you) as this is actually a mark of self respect

7. Expect other people to believe in you, and to see and appreciate your good qualities.

[empireprep]

8. Before you know it, its no longer fake

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

wheRE WAS THIS ALL MY LIFE

[yonebayashin-blog]

As someone who did this, I can guarantee you it legit works

[zhinee]

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

[blergger-deactivated20150321]

[yelyahwilliams]

She continues to rule

[drchelsearar]

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

[dilfweed]

This is important

[seethestarsablaze]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

[yesmomimgay]

[rangerwarrior123]

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

[shine0ny0ucrazydiam0ndx0]

Queued

[i-am-a-little-boy]

no words needed

[alittlerobotkid]

Beautiful.

[mechanicalcamels-deactivated201]

every parent should see this and take notes omg

[versaceslut]

[twaffles]

I love you Miley. I love you forever.

[meladoodle]

OOP

[queeranne]

[mahouprince]

lays in bed staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night wondering if I’ll ever be able to move out of the house and be financially stable and follow my dreams and be happy and pay bills and do taxes and still be able to feed myself and to be able to follow my dreams and be happy and be a full functioning adult all at the same time and to be happy

[jewsquats]

repeat after me: i can and i will. i may not get there right away. i may fail multiple or even hundreds of times. but i am going to pick myself back up and eventually get to the point i want to be at in my life.

[castorcal]

And to the left you see the AHS fandom rising from the grave

[morganapengdragon]

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

[fndungeonmom]

real life plot hole found

[suspend]

I honestly don’t know how it’s possible to miss someone so much

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

[monstergagaholic]

[sthealth]

Example email to professors/teachers regarding your name/gender on the roster vs what it actually is

I’ve used same format on emailing professors about my name multiple times. It’s clear and succinct, which makes it like the best or something.

Mr/Ms/Mrs/Dr/Prof [Last name],

I am a student in your [Name of course] class next semester. The roster will list me as my legal name, [Birth name]; however, I prefer to be addressed as [Chosen name] and with [female/male] pronouns [he/she], [him/her], [his/hers]. Please also forward this to the appropriate T.A. or assistant or let me know who they are so that I may inform them of this preference as well.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

[Chosen name]

Credit goes to some university (was it U of Colorado? I think it was)

[sthealth]

Gonna bring this back since it’s almost back to school season. Luckily I don’t have to do this anymore but this was my routine for 6 quarters and it honestly saved me from a lot of anxiety on the first day.

[jostello]

Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that. 

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

!!!!!!!!

[ryanreynols]