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laziest blog on tumblr, really, posting once in a blue moon about whatever latest obsession du jour

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can anyone ID this black pouch eunwoo always carries around??

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ONE - DEBUT FILM ‘ONE DAY’ NARRATION

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to jonghyun and all the other boys who didn't make it: success will be the best revenge

i want solo albums and project groups and new debuts. come back to us with a vengeance. show us what we could have had.

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about nu’est

after pd101 is finished i want nu’est to get an instant and enduring all-kill with their comeback album—and the album after that, and after that, and so on forever. i want these boys to be emotional when they get their 1st place trophies, remembering all the thorns it took to reach their roses. i want these kids to get endorsement deals and shoot embarrassing chicken CFs and have hallways full of doors burst open for them.

i want minhyun to sing osts and feature in a bunch of songs and go out on king of masked singer, have his voice praised

and i want minki to be a new force in variety shows and have endearing sns interactions with jo kwon and also halfway across the globe i want lady gaga to see his fanboy videos and blush

and i want dongho to be a guest idol on law of the jungle so we can get scenes depicting him as a tiger like he’s king of the wild just before it cuts to him cringing away from smaller-than-life insects that catch him off guard

and jonghyun. fuck i want so much for this kid. i want him to be able to breathe easy like that old weight is finally off his chest. i want him to feel like he exceeded in everything he promised as a leader. i want pledis to treat him with all the respect and seniority and loyalty he deserves because he’s been with them since the beginning when they didn’t even have enough money to feed him decent meals so how dare they use sales numbers now as a justification to threaten his dreams to an end. whether with nu’est as a whole or by himself via at least a solo digital single i want jonghyun to release more hip hop/rap material and through that experience, if he’s willing to, i want him to revisit that dark, gritty, painfully scarred and lonely place inside of himself that we only saw a glimpse of in his fear/겁 performance. let his lyrics be cathartic. let him get it all out and let him be overwhelmingly consoled.

simply put, i really want this team to do well.

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graineliers, ch.19

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jo in sung, after watching I Remember You:

“you did well, young padawan”

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kurose, waiting at the coffee shop

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11/∞

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"Ladies and gentlemen, This is slow jam from D.O."

i am down-on-my-knees-praying that Kyungsoo's solo will make it to their next album as "What is Love Part II"

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"Everyone knows something about nothing; No one knows anything about everything."

Please don’t make any final judgements about Kris, about any of the other members, or even about the management company. Too much is being based on what has yet to be fully revealed.

We were able to wait over a year for their comeback. Now it’s time to wait for their truth.

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always and forever, yours.

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10/∞ reasons to appreciate dane william dehaan:

the way he doesn’t wear his sunglasses

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  9/∞ reasons to hate love dane william dehaan:

the way he just, kind of, sees your life, all the way over there

        then so casually decides to walk on over and consume the whole thing

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  8/∞ reasons to love dane william dehaan:

"devilish"

"stunningly handsome"

"truly beautiful"

he was born to play this role

         read the full script for Kill Your Darlings here

(i very much recommend you do, darlings)